benefits of sex

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>1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
>make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
>hair shine and skin smooth.
>
>2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
dermatitis,
>skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
>makes

>your skin glow.
>
>3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
>romantic

>dinner.
>
>4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
>tones

>up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
>swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
>
>5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
>into

>the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
>feeling of well-being.
>
>6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active
>body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These
>subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
>
>7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
>EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
>
>8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
>saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
>that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
>
>9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
>the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
>
>10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
>antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
 
Wow! I did not know all of this madness was involved in sex I just thought it was a good exercise!! I need to start having more sex!! :D

Has anyone gotten a cramp before while having sex?
 
Originally posted by Frankie P.@Oct 14 2003, 09:07 AM
Another benefit of sex is an orgasm, 'nuff said.

The most obvious benifit! :D
 
Originally posted by SLA@Oct 14 2003, 08:44 AM
Wow! I did not know all of this madness was involved in sex I just thought it was a good exercise!! I need to start having more sex!! :D

Has anyone gotten a cramp before while having sex?

yes....that shit sucks lol
 
Originally posted by SLA@Oct 14 2003, 08:44 AM
Wow! I did not know all of this madness was involved in sex I just thought it was a good exercise!! I need to start having more sex!! :D

Has anyone gotten a cramp before while having sex?

lol holy shit that happened to me the other night as soon as she got off i jumped off and started shakin my leg she was like "what the hell are you doing?" my whole leg was cramped up from boozin too much the night before.
 
Originally posted by JDMilan@Oct 14 2003, 10:34 AM
I wonder when sex is ever a bad thing?

when you get more than you bargained for, i.e. something you can't get rid of! (this includes the girl).
 
Sex is like putting money in the bank. Once you take it out, the interest is all gone.
 
Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Oct 14 2003, 03:10 PM
I'd show this to my girlfriend, but she doesn't need any encouragement. :D

LOL...lucky bastard.
 
Originally posted by TrailorParkPimp@Oct 14 2003, 04:23 PM
Sex is like putting money in the bank. Once you take it out, the interest is all gone.

:lol: Good one! :lol:
 
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
>antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


i am going to use that line next time i am sick
 
Originally posted by 92CivicCx@Oct 15 2003, 10:24 AM
10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
>antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.


i am going to use that line next time i am sick

That really works!! I had a cold one time and had sex...the next day it was gone!! Fucken miricale I am telling yah!!
 
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