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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    probably a repost... but who cares....


    >1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women
    >make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes
    >hair shine and skin smooth.
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    >2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering
    dermatitis,
    >skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and
    >makes

    >your skin glow.
    >
    >3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that
    >romantic

    >dinner.
    >
    >4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and
    >tones

    >up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than
    >swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
    >
    >5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
    >into

    >the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a
    >feeling of well-being.
    >
    >6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
    active
    >body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones. These
    >subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
    >
    >7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
    >EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
    >
    >8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
    >saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid
    >that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
    >
    >9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
    >the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
    >
    >10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
    >antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
     
  2. SLA

    SLA Senior Member

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    Wow! I did not know all of this madness was involved in sex I just thought it was a good exercise!! I need to start having more sex!! :D

    Has anyone gotten a cramp before while having sex?
     
  3. Frankie P.

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    Another benefit of sex is an orgasm, 'nuff said.
     
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    SLA Senior Member

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    The most obvious benifit! :D
     
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    yes....that shit sucks lol
     
  6. SLA

    SLA Senior Member

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    Ruins the whole moment doesn't it? <_<
     
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    lol holy shit that happened to me the other night as soon as she got off i jumped off and started shakin my leg she was like "what the hell are you doing?" my whole leg was cramped up from boozin too much the night before.
     
  8. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    I'd show this to my girlfriend, but she doesn't need any encouragement. :D
     
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    I wonder when sex is ever a bad thing?
     
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    when you get more than you bargained for, i.e. something you can't get rid of! (this includes the girl).
     
  11. MaliWho97

    MaliWho97 Senior Member

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    Hahaha, thats the truth!!! Nothing worse than a "Keepanigga" baby!!!!!
     
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    Or genital warts. Never happend to me, thank God, but hey, it can happen.
     
  13. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    Sex is like putting money in the bank. Once you take it out, the interest is all gone.
     
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    I will give that one a big mutha f'n :werd:
     
  15. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    LOL...lucky bastard.
     
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    :lol: Good one! :lol:
     
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    i am going to use that line next time i am sick
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    :lol:
     
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    That really works!! I had a cold one time and had sex...the next day it was gone!! Fucken miricale I am telling yah!!
     
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