best hip hop 1-liner

[posol]

i jsut saw this in a buddies sig, and i just laughed....

can you top it?

"don't sleep, cuz if you sleep, you dreamin, and while you dreamin, your bitch gettin pumped full of semen.."

 

[Havok]

If she don't want it in her mouth, put it in her butt

That's for you, Jeff.

 

[rsaeini]

I love finger fuckin you, all of a sudden I'm hearin thunder
When you bust a nut, niggaz be duckin or takin numbers

can you guess where this one is from? it's an easy one <_< .

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Originally posted by Q-Tip+-->

My style's kinda phat/Reminiscient of a whale

Notorious BIG
Niggas get mad/I get more butt than ashtrays

 

[Bob Vila]

i love you like a fat kid loves cake

how romantic



lmfao

 

[B16]

fuck the state pen, fuck hoes at penn state

 

[EGLSHB]

"you'll catch a frog in your throat... like you name was Miss Piggy"

 

[dohcvtec_accord]

Originally posted by Parliament Funkadelic
Free your mind and your ass will follow

 

[Dancomer]

I got so much ice you can skate on it nigga

i got more carrots than a fuckin vegitarian

 

[Capt. Orygun]

"she said she loved my necklace, we started relaxing, now that's what the fuck I call a chain reaction"

Jermaine Dupree

"that's 17 million records sold, and I didn't have to do it with ten or eleven year olds"

Dr Dre (to Jermaine Dupree)

all I can think of off the top of my head

EDIT- got more

"Million dollar conversations when I talk I'm shinning. Nigga I, (spitting soundX2) spit out diamonds" -Lil Wayne

"Hey Cube I just got the Benz 9000, it's got a playstation in the windshiled nigga!"
-Chris Rock on Ice Cube's "you ain't gotta lie to kick it"

"I wanna get your titties in my fist" -Ice Cube

 

[sohcslammer]

Yeah I called you fat, look at me I'm skinny. It never stopped me from getting busy, I'm a freak. I like the girls with the boom, I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom!

 

[MaliWho97]

Well a motherfucker might be broke and shit
and then collecting no dough from tips
But I be spittin mo' game than a mouthful of poker chips
to get them hoes with the Oprah lips and the provokin hips

Do Or Die feat. Twista- Po Pimp

 

[xj0hnx]

Fuck the police...

 

[E_SolSi]

It doesn't matter what position we in
Cause when I nut, the cum's headin straight for ya chin
My dick is shootin like a water hose
And if your tits are big and in the way then I'ma water those

Luniz -- dirty raps

 

[civicious]

I smoke every day cuz I'm a pot headed nigga
I wear Faded Glory cuz I can't afford Hillfigga

 

[khrisb]

"Well, it might sound odd, it might sound corny.
But here's some sex rhymes for those that are horny.
For ya boomin' granny with the boomin' sysytem, said I
love ya old lady so ya got to listen."

Guess this one and get a prize!

 

[EGLSHB]

boomin granny, beastie boys... check your head... it was a b-side.........

gotta do it like this, like chachi and joanie, cause she's the cheese, and i'm the macaroni..

 

[liquid00meth]

You shouldn't throw stones
If you live in a glass house
And if you got a glass jaw
You should watch your mouth
Cause I'll break your face

Crush the glass with my bare hands and swallow it
And spit it back in the faces of you racists
And hypocrites who think the same shit but don't say shit

blah I can't think of one liners, eminem has my favorites though. Along with some from DMX.

 

[JDMilan]

sohcslammer, thats digital underground isn't it "humpty dance" great sound..l..



here is mine...


"now listen to me, while your kissin her cheek, and smeerin her lipstick--slip this in her drink. Now all you have to to is nibble on this little bitches earlob. Yo, this girl is only 15 years old. You shouldn't take advantage of her, it's not fair. Look at her bush, does it got hair?? Fuck this bitch right here on the spot there, till she passes out and forgets how she got here.......fuck that hit this shit raw dog and bail"





Milan

 

[khrisb]

Originally posted by EGLSHB@Sep 4 2003, 01:28 PM
boomin granny, beastie boys... check your head... it was a b-side.........

gotta do it like this, like chachi and joanie, cause she's the cheese, and i'm the macaroni..

WOW!!!
I've never met anyone under 30 that knows about the Beastie Boys!!!
I thought I was the only person born in the 80's that liked them!
I'll be damned!

"Hey there, Geoooooorrrgia girl!!!"
Shit's priceless!!!