"I'm on a private jet outa JFK
sippin a Beck's feelin A-okay,
look across the isle and who do I see?
Bill Mutha Fucking Clinton sitting next to me!
We sat and talked, had a couple of laughs,
the stewarist asked us for our autographs.
I thought I was mackin n' gave her two free shits,
Bill stuck 5 fingers up in her skirt.
So I stuck 5, and that made ten,
shit two rootsters and only one hen.
Billy winked at me, it was all too sweet.
WE TAG TEAMED THAT FREAK AT 30,000 FEET!"
-Kid Rock