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dammit, how'd we ever forget about run DMC? they were the shizzit, first to wear the all-white Adidas's with no laces (and did that shit with Aerosmith, i might add).

i'll second it....run DMC owns j00
 
"I'm on a private jet outa JFK
sippin a Beck's feelin A-okay,
look across the isle and who do I see?
Bill Mutha Fucking Clinton sitting next to me!

We sat and talked, had a couple of laughs,
the stewarist asked us for our autographs.
I thought I was mackin n' gave her two free shits,
Bill stuck 5 fingers up in her skirt.
So I stuck 5, and that made ten,
shit two rootsters and only one hen.
Billy winked at me, it was all too sweet.
WE TAG TEAMED THAT FREAK AT 30,000 FEET!"

-Kid Rock
 
Originally posted by 92CivicCx@Sep 8 2003, 06:28 PM
bust a left nut right nut in her jaw, sperm or her cheek is all you saw

todd shaw is the shizzy
 
i fucked this bitch and that bitch
but not the bitch with the 7 day itch
LIKE THAT HOE
she just throws me the pussy
she says she want to do it like a doggy
shes bad nobody is bader
but she more crabs then a sea food plater
 
What’s up kids, yeah it’s Snoop, but hold your applause
I’m here to tell you that there’s no Santa Clause
Sorry to have to be the one to drop the bomb
Just wanted to tell you that I been bangin’ your mom


Snoop Dog on Doggy Fizzle Televizzle from MTV
 
wtf? no need fo dis shizzy

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dead thread > j0000
 
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