dohcvtec_accord
WRX Sellout
I'm so glad I'm reading this thread at home and not at work. I haven't laughed this much in a while. :bo:
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shortbusrebel07
Senior Member
how do you keep 5 black guys from killing a white girl ?
give them a basketball
give them a basketball
Q: Why are black ladies pocket books so big?
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR
Ever notice how there were no blacks in the Jetsons?
Future's lookin' good aint it?
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
Q: Whats the difference between a black and tires?
A: When you put chains on tires they dont sing
Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree???
A: An alabama windchime
Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us
Q: What's purple and chained to my front porch?
A: It's my damn neigro and I'll paint him any color I want to
Q: How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, it's a woman's job.
Q: Who won the race down the tunnel, the black or the Polack?
A: The Pole because the black had to stop to write "motherfucker" on the wall.
A: They have to put their lipstick some where.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR
Ever notice how there were no blacks in the Jetsons?
Future's lookin' good aint it?
Q: Why do black people lean to the center of their car?
A: They think the smell is coming from the outside.
Q: What does FUBU really stand for?
A: Farmers used to buy us.
Q: Whats the difference between a black and tires?
A: When you put chains on tires they dont sing
Q: What do you call 9 black guys hanging in a tree???
A: An alabama windchime
Q: What does FUBU stand for?
A: Farmers Used to Beat Us
Q: What's purple and chained to my front porch?
A: It's my damn neigro and I'll paint him any color I want to
Q: How many blacks does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, it's a woman's job.
Q: Who won the race down the tunnel, the black or the Polack?
A: The Pole because the black had to stop to write "motherfucker" on the wall.
dohcvtec_accord
WRX Sellout
Stop, please.....my sides and abs are hurting from laughing.
and before you faggots start calling me a racist:
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
equal opportunity bigot here
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
equal opportunity bigot here
driverunknown
Senior Member
Great jokes man!
Frankie P.
Senior Member
What did the Alabama sherriff call the black guy who had been shot 15 times?
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Why do black people stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
Whats long black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.
When does a black man become a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
Why are black people like sperm?
Only one in a million work.
How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.
What can a pizza do that a black guy can't?
Feed a family of four.
Why do black people have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.
More later.
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
Why do black people stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
Whats long black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.
When does a black man become a nigger?
As soon as he leaves the room.
Why are black people like sperm?
Only one in a million work.
How do you fit 100 Cubans in a shoe box?
Tell them its a raft.
What can a pizza do that a black guy can't?
Feed a family of four.
Why do black people have flat noses?
That's where god put his feet when he was pulling off their tails.
More later.
yeahIdriveaTGL
Member
There's a black guy, a Mexican, and an Asian all in one car...who's driving?
A: The Cop
A: The Cop
Loco Honkey
Banned
Oh my, look at what I have spawned...
Loco Honkey
Banned
What, you're going to go tanning and wifey's going to gain 400 lbs?
Loco Honkey
Banned
Originally posted by Airjockie@May 13 2004, 11:07 AM
the landlord is gettin married...half of Haiti will be here...
Better start polishing up your spanglish.
cxjon
Senior Member
three indians go to a costume party, they go up to the door and knock. the bouncer opens and said they can only come in if they had a costume. so they all walked back to the car.
1st indian pops the trunk and sees a can of blue paint so he decides to paint him self. he walks up to the door the bouncer ask what hes suposed to be and he replies " I am blue with sadness " and the bouncer lets him in
2nd indian looks in the trunk and sees a can of green paint and he as well decides to paint him self. he walks up to the door the bouncer ask what hes suposed to be and he replies " I am green with envy " and the bouncer lets him in
3rd indian looks in the trunk and theres no paint left all and all he sees is a teddy bear.... he then gets a idea, he pulls his pants down he then rips the bears tail off and then he sticks his wang in the hole made. he walks up to the door the bouncer ask what hes suposed to be and he replies " i m deepindisbear " and the bouncer lets him in
1st indian pops the trunk and sees a can of blue paint so he decides to paint him self. he walks up to the door the bouncer ask what hes suposed to be and he replies " I am blue with sadness " and the bouncer lets him in
2nd indian looks in the trunk and sees a can of green paint and he as well decides to paint him self. he walks up to the door the bouncer ask what hes suposed to be and he replies " I am green with envy " and the bouncer lets him in
3rd indian looks in the trunk and theres no paint left all and all he sees is a teddy bear.... he then gets a idea, he pulls his pants down he then rips the bears tail off and then he sticks his wang in the hole made. he walks up to the door the bouncer ask what hes suposed to be and he replies " i m deepindisbear " and the bouncer lets him in
Loco Honkey
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