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Better than Loco...

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by khrisb, Aug 28, 2003.

  1. khrisb

    khrisb ******

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    An old man goes into the doctors office complaining of a little hearing loss. The doctor looks in the man's ears with a light. "Hmm...", said the doctor. "Interesting..." "What seems to be the problem, doc?", said the man.
    I think I've found the reason for your hearing loss. It seems there is a suppository in your ear. "Wow, that's great news doc. Mind if I use your phone?"
    "Sure."
    "Hey honey, it's me," said the man, "I figured out what happened to my hearing aid..."

    Now that's a joke. It's as old as me tho. I think I heard it back in the 4th grade.

    Funny sh!t, mang!
     
  2. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    I hate you.
     
  3. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Not that great IMO.
     
  4. khrisb

    khrisb ******

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    I didn't say it was. Loco said he didn't see me putting up jokes, when I told him his last couple were lame.
    And I don't care if you hate me, this is the internet. Everybody hates me on the internet.
     
  5. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    :lol: :bo: :D
     
  6. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    that was fuckin weak
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    well that was a waste
     
  8. Sweet InStinct

    Sweet InStinct Hot Member

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    And we were saying H-T Was suckin hardcore.... this post wasnt anybetter....

    Funny Joke.... <_< NO really iT was really funny.. i was pissin myself...
    Please SIR may i have SOMEMORE?
     
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    wanted to us that one....lol



    Milan
     
  10. Sweet InStinct

    Sweet InStinct Hot Member

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    IM TOO FAST FOR YA! ;)

    Honestly.. i'll feel so stupid if one of the H-T guys came over here and laughed at this.... those fucktards
     
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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Are you fucking kidding me? That's supposed to be funnier than anything I've posted, let alone funny period?

    Son, you couldn't make a funny if we rubbed you down with funny musk and put you in a field full of horny funnies during the middle of funny mating season. Your writing is that of a troll. Subhuman. I look at you with the same stunned bewilderment as I looked at that 'tard in chow hall that dropped his hat in my soup when he looked down to see what was on my tray.
     
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    sohcslammer Senior Member

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    And yet one more for the sig.... :lol:
     
  14. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    :worthy:

    Hey Eric!! More material for your JiBot!!!
     
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    Sweet InStinct Hot Member

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    This is what I'm doing: :blah:

    This is what I need to do: [​IMG]

     
  16. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Ya don't say!
     
  17. Sweet InStinct

    Sweet InStinct Hot Member

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    LOCO UR A JERK!
    deletin my post CAUSE U KNOW I WoN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    See guys? This is how I get all the chicks. *puts his arm around sweet* Hey puddin', how's about hoppin' in the back of my pick'emup truck and goin' to Dairy Queen?
     
  20. Havok

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    I've been saying that since....January 16th.

    And he edited it, Einstein.
     
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