An old man goes into the doctors office complaining of a little hearing loss. The doctor looks in the man's ears with a light. "Hmm...", said the doctor. "Interesting..." "What seems to be the problem, doc?", said the man. I think I've found the reason for your hearing loss. It seems there is a suppository in your ear. "Wow, that's great news doc. Mind if I use your phone?" "Sure." "Hey honey, it's me," said the man, "I figured out what happened to my hearing aid..." Now that's a joke. It's as old as me tho. I think I heard it back in the 4th grade. Funny sh!t, mang!