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Update: I talked to my girlfriend today and she said that she doesn't want me to do anything I am not ready for. She says that i am enough for her. For some reason, That made me ready. So I told here I was ready when she was. :)
 
and do yourself a favor and don't ask how many
or how many at once
or if she ever did a train
or the entire football team in highschool

she'll just lie to you anyway

She's been with more GIRLS than I have. (by more i mean twice as many)
 
Condoms weren't made for girlfriends or virgins....

But seriously, you need to be realistic. Most every girl your going to run in to has had a dick in at least her mouth and vagina. Roll with the punches and don't ask if yours is the biggest she has ever seen.
i have come to terms with that a long time ago. but still though, something has to be new. i'm 28 and not much is left, but that doesn't mean i want a girl who has been around the block a couple times. there are still some conservative girls out there. not many, but there is. some are even normal. and the rare ones have a brain too. i was lucky to find one. so i'm going to stick with her and probably marry her.
and do yourself a favor and don't ask how many
or how many at once
or if she ever did a train
or the entire football team in highschool

she'll just lie to you anyway
no kidding. i would hate that in the back of my mind. when my mom was 22, her best friend took on the whole portland winterhawks hockey team. fucking whore. my dad still laughs at that shit. my dad has told me WAYYYYY too much about when he was younger. luckily my mom was 14 when she met my dad. at least my mom wasn't a whore like that....
 
Condoms weren't made for girlfriends or virgins....

But seriously, you need to be realistic. Most every girl your going to run in to has had a dick in at least her mouth and vagina. Roll with the punches and don't ask if yours is the biggest she has ever seen.

and do yourself a favor and don't ask how many
or how many at once
or if she ever did a train
or the entire football team in highschool

she'll just lie to you anyway

Agreed, but at the same time, nobody wants to be number 117 in line to some girl that had to have the jizz from all the train blow jobs pumped out of her stomach. I don't mind if a girl had a dick in her because mines been in another girl so we're even. Anyways, you can pretty much tell from her cooch if she's a total spooch dumpster. To quote Borat "her vagin hang like sleeve of wizard". Am I right?
 
i have come to terms with that a long time ago. but still though, something has to be new. i'm 28 and not much is left, but that doesn't mean i want a girl who has been around the block a couple times. there are still some conservative girls out there. not many, but there is. some are even normal. and the rare ones have a brain too. i was lucky to find one. so i'm going to stick with her and probably marry her.

no kidding. i would hate that in the back of my mind. when my mom was 22, her best friend took on the whole portland winterhawks hockey team. fucking whore. my dad still laughs at that shit. my dad has told me WAYYYYY too much about when he was younger. luckily my mom was 14 when she met my dad. at least my mom wasn't a whore like that....

:concur:
 
Update: I talked to my girlfriend today and she said that she doesn't want me to do anything I am not ready for. She says that i am enough for her. For some reason, That made me ready. So I told here I was ready when she was. :)
i have a very strong feeling that your really NOT ready
She's been with more GIRLS than I have. (by more i mean twice as many)
that says nothing,because of your 1 girl deal:huh:
 
i have a very strong feeling that your really NOT ready

that says nothing,because of your 1 girl deal:huh:

It sounds fucked up, but i think I really just wanted to know that she didnt want it that bad. And wucha mean by 1 girl deal?
 
okay I was gonna say holy shit don't get married. but yeah enjoy that 3 way
 
Serious, ground breaking Celerity advice:


Our experiences are one thing. Our interpretation of those experiences, ours or someone else's, is another thing.
 
It can be either, can't it.
no, i was watching doctor ray on "doctor 90210" and he does vaginal reconstruction. thats where i heard that from.

i have been with some virgins, and been with some whores. no difference.

look at pornstars. they fuck a million people and get all worn out, still looks normal.
 
yea some pussies just look loose and ugly.

But on to the bi thing. I personally don't care if a girls bi or have done some less then average things in there day as long as they're true to me. I've done some odd things myself so I'm no one to speak.
 
no, i was watching doctor ray on "doctor 90210" and he does vaginal reconstruction. thats where i heard that from.

i have been with some virgins, and been with some whores. no difference.

look at pornstars. they fuck a million people and get all worn out, still looks normal.

Ya, or they end up like Jenna Jameson and they need to get a labendectomy! JK. Serisouly, I'm glad I know that now. I'll never pass judgment again.
 
Huh, I didn't know that it's genetic either...weird. Oh well, got nothin' to worry about anyway.
 
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