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Blonde Joke Of The Day

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by CRX-YEM, Jun 23, 2003.

  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she

    yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could onlycount
    to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
    Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
    "Yes, it's because you're blonde."
    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,

    Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other
    kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, b, c, d, e,f, g!"

    "Very good," said her mother.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
    "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."

    The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy,Mommy,"
    she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all
    the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her
    tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

    "Very good," said her Mom feeling very embarrassed.
    "Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"
    "No, it's because you're 25.
     
  2. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lol: :lol: That is kind of old, but still a classic. :lol: :lol:
     
  3. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Hahaha that's a good one, I hadn't heard that before.
     
  4. MaaseyRacer

    MaaseyRacer Senior Member

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    oh man that is way funny... :lol:
     
  5. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :werd: :withstupid: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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