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Blonde Joke

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  1. MugenCRX

    MugenCRX Senior Member

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    A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan Officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for three weeks and needs to borrow $5, 000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car is parked on the street in front of the bank, she has the title and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using a $250, 000 Rolls as collateral against a $5, 000 loan. An employee of the bank then proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.Three weeks later, the blonde returns, repays the $5, 000 and the
    interest, which comes to $18.41. The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very well, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5, 000?" The blonde replies, "Where else in New York City can I park my car for three weeks for only $18.41 and expect it to be there when I get back?
     
  2. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    heh heh heh......thats the anti-blonde joke...thats some good shit.
     
  3. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    nice. new to me as well.
     
  5. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    i like it. lol


    i'm used to all the 'other' ones.
     
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    90crxb18 Senior Member

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    Thats more of an NYC joke than a blonde joke
     
  7. cycloneb18c3

    cycloneb18c3 Senior Member

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    yea its actually a good idea lol
     
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    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    Yeah, i think that originated as a new yorker joke... but its still funny... :mrgreen:
     
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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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