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Blonde jokes

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  1. B18C_NA

    B18C_NA Banned

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    Blonde girl went to Japan for business stuff. She moved into a small neighborhood in Okinawa. She needed money and walked down the neighborhood to see if anyone has a job for her. Came up to a guy that works with TODA.

    "sir, i'm looking for a job." blonde says.

    "I no job now, you go." the guy said

    guys wife walks in....

    "Yoshi! how rude, we use help, she paint." said guy's wife

    "uh, oh yeah, you good paint?" guy says

    "yeah, anything. Um, what do you want me to paint?" said blonde

    "My porch, is no good......uh....i give you 50." guy says

    "okay, where's the paint?" blonde says.

    "in garage, you go find" guy says

    the blonde went into the garage and found the paint. So she went to work. 1 hour later she was done and came to tell the guy.

    "sir it's done." said blonde.

    "oh, good! thank you. Here's 50. now go, shoo!" guy says.

    "Oh sir, it's not a Porsche, it's a Honda Integra Type R."
     
  2. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :eek:
     
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    FFCiv Senior Member

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    mwvnos Senior Member

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    LOL blonde jokes always give me a laugh....
     
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    rudeludenotmeanthough Senior Member

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    i dont find that too funny... but yea...
     
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    what do you get when you turn a blonde upside down?

    brunette with bad breath :p
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    haha :bo:
     
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    how do you keep a blonde (or a moron) busy?

    (scroll down for the answer)



























































    how do you keep a blonde (or a moron) busy?

    (scroll up for the answer)
     
  9. Smonkeyboy

    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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    what do you call a blonde with half a brain???

    gifted




    what goes blonde, burnette, blonde, burnette, blonde, burnette?????

    a naked blonde doing cartwheels




    what do you call 4 blondes in a closet???

    licker cabinet (get it)




    what doy you call 4 blondes standing ear to ear???

    a wind tunnel




    what do you call 4 blondes laying on top of eachother???

    an air mattress.




    what did tha blonde say when she saw the cheerios???

    hey look, donut seeds.




    dare i go on???
     
  10. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Dude, it's lesbians, not blondes >>
     
  11. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    LOL. That's the only one I hadn't heard before. ;) Niiiice.



    Q: How do you drown a blonde?

    A: Put a scratch N sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.





    Q: Why did the blonde have square boobs?

    A: She didn't knwo to take the kleenex out of the box.





    Q: What's the first thing a blonde asks after having sex?

    A: So what team do you guys play for again?
     
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