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Bored and I thought it was funny

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    IDMaxGuy Senior Member

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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    kinda funny?
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    LMMFAO thats great. Scuba Jesus was made :)
     
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    You dont want to go to Hell trust me. Why not go to heaven. Thats why Jesus was nailed on the cross to take away your sins. Its to easy ask him to be your Lord and Savior! :)
     
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    I went to a christian high school, and mockery of the lord is not accepted what so ever.

    but thats funny as fuck yO!!
     
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    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    I'm only going to heaven if I can drink all the beer I want and get laid a few times a day by many beautiful "angels".
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    "In heaven there is no beer,
    that's why we drink it here
    And when we're gone from here,
    Our freinds will be drinking all the beer

    La la, la la la laaaa
    LA la, la la la beer
    La la, la la la laaaa
    LA la, la la la beer"

    -old polka song that is in the juke box at a local pizza joint. lol
     
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    You know when I had to go to sunday school as a young buck they told us some story about a kid that god to see hell and it was the great feast in front of people sitting around a table, but their hands were chained so they couldn't feed themselves, and then he saw heaven and it was the same setup, except they helped eachother eat so they were all happy and shit.

    Well being the little prick that I was I told the teacher that I would just remember that story if I went to hell and I would just be like "Hey other guys in hell around the table, I heard this story once...." and we would all eat like in heaven and laugh our asses off. They didn't like that very much.

    Okay that was a dumb story. :rolleyes:
     
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    did you ever hear "The Pub with no Beer"? It's an old Irish Drinking song, and its so sad. download it off kazaa and you'll cry.
     
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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    straaaaaange! and that song sounds funny :lol: i miss juke boxes in eateries. they dont have many here in socal..if any. i used to live in joisey.
     
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