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bored: NEW WORDS

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by D See 2, Oct 8, 2003.

  1. D See 2

    D See 2 Senior Member

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    Sep 29, 2002
    Baltimore, MD
    Intaxication (n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
    Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
    Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
    Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
    Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
    Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
    Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
    Inoculatte (v.t.): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
    Hipatitis (n.): Terminal coolness.
    Osteopornosis (n.): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.
    Karmageddon (n.): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.
    Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
    Glibido (n.): All talk and no action.
    Dopeler effect (n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
    Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
    Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
    Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.
    Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an a---------.
  2. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Sep 28, 2002
    Retirement Home
    infredable - fred durst coined word :)
  3. Frankie P.

    Frankie P. Senior Member

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    Sep 7, 2003
    Austin, TX.
    This post is :ghey:
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