Intaxication (n.): Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation (n.): Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Foreploy (n.): Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. Giraffiti (n.): Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Sarchasm (n.): The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte (v.t.): To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis (n.): Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis (n.): A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit. Karmageddon (n.): It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. Glibido (n.): All talk and no action. Dopeler effect (n.): The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating. Ignoranus (n.): A person who's both stupid and an a---------.