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Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Oct 28 2004, 10:26 AM
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's
clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."
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Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord+Oct 28 2004, 12:54 PM-->pissedoffsol@Oct 28 2004, 10:26 AM
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's
clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."
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Funny, I remember that joke from about 5 years ago, with a certain cigar-smoking phoney's name in place of Bush's.....
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Originally posted by Sabz5150+Oct 28 2004, 01:17 PM-->Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Oct 28 2004, 12:54 PM
pissedoffsol@Oct 28 2004, 10:26 AM
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's
clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."
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Funny, I remember that joke from about 5 years ago, with a certain cigar-smoking phoney's name in place of Bush's.....
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He's now in 2nd place.
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Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord+Oct 28 2004, 03:41 PM-->Originally posted by Sabz5150@Oct 28 2004, 01:17 PM
Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Oct 28 2004, 12:54 PM
pissedoffsol@Oct 28 2004, 10:26 AM
A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the
Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are
all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on
Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will
move." "Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's.
The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter
responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice,
telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Bush's
clock?" asked the man. "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a
ceiling fan."
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Funny, I remember that joke from about 5 years ago, with a certain cigar-smoking phoney's name in place of Bush's.....
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He's now in 2nd place.
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Who?
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Originally posted by ktanaka@Oct 28 2004, 02:53 PM
#1. Oral Sex is not sex
#2. Lying about sexual relationships that have nothing to do with public policy is different from killing thousands of innocent Iraqi people. War>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sex
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Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord@Oct 28 2004, 04:37 PM
Nah, I'd still call him a bigger liar and scumbag than Bush. I mean, Bush got bad intelligence, which he used to justify the war. That's a really bad move on the CIA's part, but not a real big blunder by Bush. His actions NOW are quite a huge blunder, but not originally.
Clinton knowingly lied to his family and the American public on several occasions. He tried to weasel out of it by asking how one is supposed to define "is". He said oral sex wasn't sex. I mean, what a scumbag. Seriously.
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Originally posted by Sabz5150@Oct 28 2004, 03:20 PM
If I were to fire you from your job for having sex with someone else besides your wife/girlfriend/etc, would that be justified? Nope. Your work life and personal life are two different things.
Secondly, Clinton admitted his lies and mistakes. Bush... well... I guess "faith based" mistakes aren't his mistakes, eh?
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Originally posted by civicious@Oct 28 2004, 06:26 PM
Clinton was one of the best, and most intelligent presidents that we've ever had.
There is nothing wrong with getting a blow job. There is nothing wrong with lying about getting a blow job.
And about the British poll...they're still mad because we won the war.
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Originally posted by MaaseyRacer@Oct 28 2004, 07:09 PM
The thing of it is that when Clinton lied nobody died. Oh and Bush lied to us about the reasons we went Iraq. He said we were going therre for WMDs. Well guess what? Had he let the inspectors do their jobs we would have determined that they had no WMDs, and 1200 soldiers would not be dead, and we would not be trillions of dollars in debt.
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Originally posted by MaaseyRacer@Oct 29 2004, 01:09 AM
The thing of it is that when Clinton lied nobody died. Oh and Bush lied to us about the reasons we went Iraq. He said we were going therre for WMDs. Well guess what? Had he let the inspectors do their jobs we would have determined that they had no WMDs, and 1200 soldiers would not be dead, and we would not be trillions of dollars in debt.
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Originally posted by ktanaka@Oct 29 2004, 02:18 AM
WHO FUCKING CARES IF HE LIED!!!???[post=408850]Quoted post[/post]