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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by invisibledemon, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. invisibledemon

    invisibledemon Bored Moderator VIP

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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    The last line of Satisfaction not guaranteed because you have already proven you make bad decisions is so damn true.
    How come so many prius have obama stickers on them.
     
  3. invisibledemon

    invisibledemon Bored Moderator VIP

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    because they are easily molded into thinking things.

    they are the sheep that all politicians want.
    they dont question
    they dont research
    they just hear "better for the environment and it will save you tons of money" and go with it.

    then obama came along and said the same thing.
     
  4. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    The problem with politicians is that they can say anything to get elected, yet are under no obligation to perform once in office.

    "30 days or your money back" could save American politics.
     
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    newt gingrich is promising to get gas under $2/gal if elected
    in a world with limited supply, and exponentially increasing demand thanks to emerging markets (india/china)
    newt... that shit doesn't make any fucking sense
    american politics is very similar to a fucking high school election
    sure the runner might promise 15 more minutes of lunch, but in reality no one that is in control of the time actually gives a fuck what they say
    you can insert whatever you want for (15 minutes more of lunch, and time) price of gas, oil

    and on another note, if i hear one more mother fucker suggest we open the strategic reserves i am gonna lose my mind
    if $4/gal is considered a fucking national emergency worthy of opening strategic reserves... what the fuck are we gonna do when shit really hits the fan in the middle east and our supply lines are lost... i would personally save any reserves we have for when we need it to protect our homeland
     
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    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Actually we just found a bunch of oil up in North Dakota that G0bama wont drill for.

    The North Dakota Bakken Oil Shale Formation

    If we were to drill for it and use it in the conus, gas pry would get down to $2/gal.
     
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    I would consider that a strategic reserve as well.
    Keep buying foreign oil while it is relatively cheap, then once that's gone we still have something to fall back on.
    I don't support drilling for a completely different set of reasons than environmentalists, lmfao.
     
  8. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    "Strategic Reserve" is just a code word. When the Middle East runs out, you'll just be paying someone else $4+ a gallon. Yes, if we got cut off from Middle East reserves before then, they would break into them. But you think they're not going to turn a profit? Think property speculation, only on a grander scale.
     
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    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Ever see the oil movie, "there will be blood"?

    With a long enough straw, you can drink anyone's milkshake....
     
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