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Canadian Joke of the Day

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  1. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, a canadian man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.

    "We're sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife," said one Mountie.

    "Tell me! Did you find her?" the husband shouted.

    The Mounties looked at each other. One said,

    "We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great
    news. Which do you want to hear first?"

    Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said,

    "Give me the bad news first."

    The Mountie said, "I'm sorry to tell you, Sir, but this morning we found your wife's body in the bay."

    "Oh my God!" exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked,
    "What's the good news?"

    The Mountie continued, "When we pulled her up, she had twelve 25lb snow crabs & 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her."

    Stunned, the husband demanded,"If that's the good news, what's the great news?"

    The Mountie said, "We're gonna pull her up again tomorrow!"
     
  2. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    *dead*
     
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    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :lmao:
    bwahahahahahahaha
     
  5. ScrapinSi

    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    LOL! Thats a good one. Made me laugh!
     
  6. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    Not bad for clean humor.
     
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