Starter seized up, caused a dead short, wires burned to shit. Fortunately the only damage were the starter's +12 and GND wires and starter. The rest of the electrics are just fine. Scared the hell outta me seeing thick smoke rolling out of my hood when I went to start 'er up. Should only take a day or so to clean up the soot, molten insulation and replace the starter. I think this might be my excuse to relocate my battery and fuse the damn thing.