Top ten ways to be the funny guy at the office
10. Keep telling the same person that they have
bad breath even if they don't, and then punch them in
the face.
9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS.
After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell
them how you are just kidding and tell them that they
are a bunch of queers.
8. Before a meeting fill your mouth with
custard. During the meeting, put one finger in the air
and make like you are hocking up a big loogie.
Then spit the custard into a clear glass and hand it
to the person next to you and say, 'beat that'.
7. Inform a male co-worker that he 'wouldn't
make a good hooker.' Then piss in his coffee and tell
him that he needs a good 'ass fucking'.
6. Always walk around with a big smile on your
face and keep one hand down your pants.
5. Answer every question asked to you with
"fuck if I know!" then call the person a racial slur
that doesn't match their race.
4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and
keep playing with your nuts. Get them really sweaty,
and hen walk around shaking everyone's hand.
3.Shit on the floor of your office and when someone
comes in and sees it, tell them its the fake kind.
When they try to pick it up and realize that
their hand is full of shit, laugh and point.
2. Run down the hall with your dick hanging out while
pissing all over and yell, "it wont stop! God help me!
It wont stop!" Then when it stops, look down and say,
"oh".
1. Ask to borrow someone's pen. Bring it to the
bathroom and stick it inyour ass. Return it and tell
the person to smell it. When they tell you it smells
bad, be like, "It should! I had it in my ass!"
crazy fucker!