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CDC warns of Zombie Apocalypse

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  1. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    They conveniently omitted firearms and ammunition.

    I think the CDC wants to thin the population via zombie outbreak.
     
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    I fucking hope it happens. lol This planet needs a spanish flu or some other zombie epidemic to ctrl + alt + del itself.
     
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    With your health record, B, you'll be one of the first to go. :p
     
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    zombie apocalypse would be the best just because you would be forced to get med-evil on them once the ammo ran out.Personally a weighted baseball bat would be my main stay once i ran out of rounds for the .308
     
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    :werd: sickly bastard
     
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    i think i'll stick with a hatchet, ax, or a machete, they remove heads and limbs faster than a blunt ass bat.
     
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    Bats don't get stuck in a shoulder, nor do they lose their edge.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    more uses than a baseball bat

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    :lmao: found this when i was looking for a pic

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    Yup, gotta go all Gordon Freeman on their asses.
     
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    yeah, but bats probably wont be taking that head off or doing much useful damage to a creature that probably doesnt feel pain since their nervous system has been dead, and probably doesnt lose consciousness considering they are dead.

    i would rather my ax get stuck in their shoulder and hindering them greatly than hitting them with a bat to find out how ineffective it is.
     
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    Typically all you have to do to incapacitate a zombie is damage the brain stem, or cause significant brain trauma. Technically a bat could do the job, but it might take more than one swing which I would not want to be in melee range for the duration of.
     
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    give me a .22, ammo is in easy supply and found just about anywhere.....plus whatever zombie was military and wearing a kevlar i will still have a side arm .45
     
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    Moat, zombies cant swim.

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    good. fuck this place.
     
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    exactly
     
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    They can fill a moat. What you need is a lake of fire around you
     
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    Fire won't burn the bodies fast enough. Eventually they would pile up and extinguish the fire.
     
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    stock it up and have a target practice on the roof.
     
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