CDC warns of Zombie Apocalypse

[Cashizslick]

CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse' - FoxNews.com

 

[DarkHand]

"People are so tuned into zombies," he said. "People are really dialed in on zombies. The idea is we're reaching an audience or a segment we'd never reach with typical messages."

Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/health/2011/05/18/cdc-warns-public-prepare-zombie-apocalypse/#ixzz1Mkp02AAG

Wow, someone is thinking at the CDC!

...their brains will be most delicious during the zombie apocalypse.

 

[Battle Pope]

They conveniently omitted firearms and ammunition.

I think the CDC wants to thin the population via zombie outbreak.

 

[Briansol]

I fucking hope it happens. lol This planet needs a spanish flu or some other zombie epidemic to ctrl + alt + del itself.

 

[double0Si]

With your health record, B, you'll be one of the first to go.

 

[Khabbs]

zombie apocalypse would be the best just because you would be forced to get med-evil on them once the ammo ran out.Personally a weighted baseball bat would be my main stay once i ran out of rounds for the .308

 

[E_SolSi]

With your health record, B, you'll be one of the first to go.

sickly bastard

 

[invisibledemon]

zombie apocalypse would be the best just because you would be forced to get med-evil on them once the ammo ran out.Personally a weighted baseball bat would be my main stay once i ran out of rounds for the .308

i think i'll stick with a hatchet, ax, or a machete, they remove heads and limbs faster than a blunt ass bat.

 

[Drake]

i think i'll stick with a hatchet, ax, or a machete, they remove heads and limbs faster than a blunt ass bat.

Bats don't get stuck in a shoulder, nor do they lose their edge.

 

[E_SolSi]

more uses than a baseball bat

found this when i was looking for a pic

 

[Battle Pope]

Yup, gotta go all Gordon Freeman on their asses.

 

[invisibledemon]

Bats don't get stuck in a shoulder, nor do they lose their edge.

yeah, but bats probably wont be taking that head off or doing much useful damage to a creature that probably doesnt feel pain since their nervous system has been dead, and probably doesnt lose consciousness considering they are dead.

i would rather my ax get stuck in their shoulder and hindering them greatly than hitting them with a bat to find out how ineffective it is.

 

[Battle Pope]

Typically all you have to do to incapacitate a zombie is damage the brain stem, or cause significant brain trauma. Technically a bat could do the job, but it might take more than one swing which I would not want to be in melee range for the duration of.

 

[eg'sforlife]

give me a .22, ammo is in easy supply and found just about anywhere.....plus whatever zombie was military and wearing a kevlar i will still have a side arm .45

 

[efhondakid]

Moat, zombies cant swim.

 

[Briansol]

With your health record, B, you'll be one of the first to go.

good. fuck this place.

 

[Khabbs]

Bats don't get stuck in a shoulder, nor do they lose their edge.

exactly

 

[Drake]

Moat, zombies cant swim.

They can fill a moat. What you need is a lake of fire around you

 

[Battle Pope]

Fire won't burn the bodies fast enough. Eventually they would pile up and extinguish the fire.

 

[invisibledemon]

stock it up and have a target practice on the roof.