CHRISTMAS SURPRISE
Little Johnny had a cussing problem & his father was getting tired of
it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny
what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his
wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he
requests."
2 days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear lying right beside me when I wake
up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the
damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up
against the damn garage.
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up & rolled over into a pile of
dog poop.
Confused, he walked down stairs & saw another pile under the tree.
Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop
by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad
smiled & asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but, I can't find the
son-of-a-bitch!
Little Johnny had a cussing problem & his father was getting tired of
it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.
The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny
what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his
wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he
requests."
2 days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear lying right beside me when I wake
up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the
damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up
against the damn garage.
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up & rolled over into a pile of
dog poop.
Confused, he walked down stairs & saw another pile under the tree.
Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop
by the garage.
When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad
smiled & asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but, I can't find the
son-of-a-bitch!
Good shit. I love it.
