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Christmas surprise

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  1. eg6sir

    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    CHRISTMAS SURPRISE

    Little Johnny had a cussing problem & his father was getting tired of
    it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do.

    The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny
    what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his
    wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he
    requests."

    2 days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for
    Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear lying right beside me when I wake
    up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the
    damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up
    against the damn garage.

    Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up & rolled over into a pile of
    dog poop.

    Confused, he walked down stairs & saw another pile under the tree.
    Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop
    by the garage.

    When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad
    smiled & asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"

    Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but, I can't find the
    son-of-a-bitch!
     
  2. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: Good shit. I love it.
     
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