CHRISTMAS SURPRISE Little Johnny had a cussing problem & his father was getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what to do. The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up, you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts he requests." 2 days before Christmas, Johnny's father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. "I want a damn teddy-bear lying right beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage. Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up & rolled over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down stairs & saw another pile under the tree. Scratching his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of dog poop by the garage. When Johnny walked back inside with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled & asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?" Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but, I can't find the son-of-a-bitch!