Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by jamesA, Apr 14, 2004.
Wonder how many times she got asked out the next day? hahahaha
LMMFAO... MORE classroom ownage.
<tumult> well that was like the coolest class period i've ever had
<lasombra> tumult ?
<tumult> this kid asks me for a dollar so he can get something from a vending machine
<tumult> i tell him i don't have one (truth)
<tumult> he says bullshit
<tumult> i tell him to fuck off
<tumult> he stands up and punches me in the face three times
<tumult> sits back down
<tumult> teacher doesn't notice/care
<tumult> so blood is pouring out onto my desk
<tumult> from my lip
<tumult> i turn to the girl next to me and say
<tumult> "hey, can i use one of the tissues jammed into your bra?"
<zyko^> what did she do?
<tumult> punched me in the face
Here's another great one from that site:
Hahaha that first one rocks!!!
Urban legend.....there are a few variations on this story...
yes, once in a while funnyman tonyd does occasionally "borrow" material from other comedians...
add this one to my book of jokes
LOLOL I just found my new site.....that shit is hillarious
best site ever...next to maddox.
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its that bloodninja guy again!!!!!
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