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jeffie7

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It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it.
Here is one with none:

Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to
the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I
have ever put my pecker in."
 
Originally posted by Airjockie@May 13 2004, 06:43 PM
almost lame enough to laugh at.... :lol:

that was so dumb but I am still laughing when I am typing this out.
 
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