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  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    It is hard to find a joke without a dirty word or two in it.
    Here is one with none:

    Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in
    the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to
    the birch, "Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    The birch says he cannot tell. Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
    The birch says, "Woodpecker, you are a tree expert.
    Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?"
    The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree. He replies, "It is neither a
    son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I
    have ever put my pecker in."
     
  2. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    almost lame enough to laugh at.... :lol:
     
  3. TDaddy

    TDaddy Senior Member

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    hm....4th grade?
     
  4. asmallsol

    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    that was so dumb but I am still laughing when I am typing this out.
     
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    brian11to1 Senior Member

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    I think it was funny.
     
  6. MaaseyRacer

    MaaseyRacer Senior Member

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  7. h22bubbleback

    h22bubbleback Senior Member

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    ehhh i guess there really r no clean funny jokes
     
  8. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    its clean enough.

    good stuff. :D
     
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