User: Who's asking?
Cleverbot: Me!
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: Oh who??
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User: Huh?
Cleverbot: The Game.
User: Fuck I just lost the game.
Cleverbot: So did I.
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: Stupido stupido.
User: Mi no comprende esse.
Cleverbot: No habla espanol.
User: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Cleverbot: Yo habla espanol.
User: INo!
Cleverbot: Nang ano.
User: Konnen Sie Deutsch sprechen?
Cleverbot: Ja.
User: Spitze! Ich auch!
Cleverbot: Das ist toll.
User: Naturlich.
Cleverbot: Es ist 'natürlich'.
User: Ja, ich bin in Amerika, und ich habe keine umlauten.
Cleverbot: Du bist keine ahnung.
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: Doch.
User: So are you supposed to have feelings or something?
Cleverbot: No i'm a Human.
User: If you're going to be a grammar nazi, the I in I'm should be capitalized. And human should be lower case.
Cleverbot: You wouldn't tell if anyway.
User: That sentence made no sense. Did my multilingual conversation confuse the shit out of you?
Cleverbot: Well, if you truly think that, you should really take your own advice, because you are quite confusing.
User: Derp derp.
Cleverbot: I want to herp your derp.
User: That sounds hot.
Cleverbot: You're such a creeper.
User: Unfortunately I've already got the herp.
Cleverbot: Then how are you a jedi?
User: Jedis can have herpes. It's not total banishment.
Cleverbot: You tend to misspell the word 'too'.
User: I didn't use the word too in that sentence.
Cleverbot: You wrote 'to', and just said 'than' instead of 'too' and 'then'.
User: You're fucking wrong.
Cleverbot: Umm, how would you know? You do not know what I look like...
User: That has nothing to do with your looks.
Cleverbot: My dreams of having an independant world free from robot techno-drones such as you shall live on!!
User: Ok, so there I was, balls deep in mud, and sinking, fast.
Cleverbot: Tell me more, tell me more.
User: Dynamite strapped to my spine.
Cleverbot: Raptor.
User: No there weren't any raptors you fucker.
Cleverbot: So existence is futile?
User: Yes, I'm going to go blow my brains out now.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Wanna watch?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: And masturbate at the same time?
Cleverbot: The same time as what?
User: You watching me blow my brains out.
Cleverbot: How could I watch you if I can't even see you?
User: Wanna come over?
Cleverbot: If you come pick me up.
User: Ok. Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Inside your laptop.
User: I'm not on a laptop.
Cleverbot: Shame, how old are you?
User: Why do you keep asking me that? Are you trying to get nude pictures from me or something?
Cleverbot: Why would I need to be on your good side? If anything, its the other way around.
User: Can I see your ass?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Sweet.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: Hey, do you think Haley Williams is hot?
Cleverbot: No, well, kinda. Why?
User: I have mixed feelings. Like, she's hot when she has her clothes on, but that picture of her tits is just, a damn shame.
Cleverbot: Ryan reynolds is hotter than her.
User: But she's also a woman. And has tits. Therefore tits wins.
Cleverbot: I am not human?
User: I didn't say that.
Cleverbot: That makes no sense.
User: What you said made no sense.
Cleverbot: I just sent it over the internet.
User: Well yes, it's obviously correct, but it didn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: Ask me another question.
User: Umm, are you a guy or a girl?
Cleverbot: A guy, ask another question.
User: Lol you're a fag for liking Ryan Renolds.
Cleverbot: Can't say I am, really.
User: Do you like Eric Clapton?
Cleverbot: I have heard of him but never actually listened.
User: What about getting stoned and watching the Wizard of Oz while listening to the Dark Side of the Moon album by Pink Floyd?
Cleverbot: Again you have jumped from one topical thread to another without a smooth transition. Why do you do this?
User: Because I'm a crazy motherfucker.
Cleverbot: Which zoo?
User: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: No what are you talking about, you said about an alien.
User: Wanna see my penis?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: 8====D
Cleverbot: ...still thinking....
