College Paper

[FFCiv]

this it take from anandtech.com.

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Joined: 07/02/2001


I actually know the guy who wrote this, and I'm told that he was high when he wrote it and he actually turned this thing in. Knowing him I believe it. What you see is an actual graded paper. Apperrently the reason it passed was that attendance counted (in a college course ). In any case, the name has been removes to protect the guilty and this is almost certainly NSFW.
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Mr. Freeman see after class lol



original link: http://forums.anandtech.com/messageview.cf...hreadid=1474389

 

[posol]

those links are fucked

 

[pills_PMD]

links dont' work

 

[E_SolSi]

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[FFCiv]

work for me....

 

[MaaseyRacer]

Ha, he sited tubgirl as one of his sources.

 

[h22bubbleback]

hahaha

"...mainly because he was a fucking douche bag." < -2 pts

"And this is my thesis statement." < -15 pts

hahaha....i would shake this mans hand


Riding in the benzo, popping my colla
See some fine wenches, I hafta holla
Diamonds, gold and the all mighty dolla
Im oedipus bitch, the original balla
I bust out my 9, to light up your impala
Fvck the police!


Dr. Dre got most of his inspiration from the greek story of Oedipus.


EDIT: use the original links from the original thread

 

[Celerity]

"She aborted a kitten into a toilet in the back of a Denver Denny's"


Oh my.


-> Steve

 

[BodyDroppedNikes]

:bo: OMG i cant stop laughing!! best paper ever!!

 

[shortbusrebel07]

i would of gave the kid an A for making me fall out of my chair laughing.

 

[E_SolSi]

 

[Guy]

I still cant believe the guy got a D-.

This is page 3

and of course:
Under the catagory of DVDA verse 63) the king and queen of Corinth couldn't have a baby on their own. The king had a bad case of limp dick. (-2 points)

 

[importjdmcivic]

THAT is the FUNNIEST thing i have read in a loooong time...HAHAHAHAHAh

 

[hcivic.com]

well now i thought some of my papers were bad but that paer proves i am a god

 

[xj0hnx]

 

[Bl6CRX]

hahah, reminds me of a guy in highschool who wrote a 6 page science paper and everything but the first and last pages were a couple sports articles, and he got an A!.

 

[FFCiv]

if its not working hit the refresh button until it does

 

[ludegirl]

OMG my roommate and I were both laughing our asses off! What kind of college would pass that???


I'm not sure I believe it though, cause the grader must dumber than the guy who wrote it, because on page 4 they used the wrong kind of "to" (to instead of too). And they weren't high.

 

[driverunknown]

I caught that too.
Not one english teacher I have had for the past seven years has ever made a huge mistake like that.
EVER.

 

[mdlax1]

this post is usless without working links