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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Sabz5150, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. Sabz5150

    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    The typical post goes something like this...

    Mercedes forum
    - My wife and her a-hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

    Bentley Forums
    - I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

    Camaro/Firebird Forums
    - My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

    Mustang (Chevelle )forums
    -Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

    Monte Carlo forums
    -Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

    Civic forums
    -Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

    VW Bug forum
    - The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

    Yugo Forum
    - When's the last time yours ran?

    Lamborghini forum
    - Wind noise around 210MPH

    Miata forums
    - Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

    Chevy Tahoe forum
    - Are gas prices going down any time soon?

    Pontiac Fiero forum
    - Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

    BMW 7-series forum
    - Where to get service on my Rolex?

    Cadillac forum
    - Problems parallel parking at bingo.

    Buick Forum
    - Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

    Delorean forum
    - Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

    Crown Victoria forum
    - How come people don't never pass me on the highway?

    Honda Accord forum
    - Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

    Toyota Echo forum
    - Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

    Ferrari forums
    - Need suggestions about a business trip to Columbia. Want to get in and out fast.

    Porsche forums
    - Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

    Saturn forums
    - Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

    Jaguar
    - Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

    Mini
    - Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

    Dodge Viper forum
    - I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of the leather?

    McLaren F1 forum
    -Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

    Dodge Minivan forum
    - Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

    Hummer forum
    - Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the
    black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

    Fiat forum
    -Hello? Am I the only member?

    Subaru WRX forum
    - I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

    Chevy pickup forum
    - How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah
    truck?

    SRT Forums..
    "Will this void my warranty"

    RX7 Forums
    - 13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

    DSM Forums
    -Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

    Supra Forums
    -Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

    Vette Forums
    -Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier Steering wheel

    Ford 2.3 forums
    -Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start
     
  2. 94RedSiGal

    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    Good stuff! :D
     
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    NotUrAverage_Si Senior Member

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    Haha some of those are so true. :ph34r:
     
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    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    drifting in the wal mart parking lot :bo:
     
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    FFCiv Senior Member

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    corvetteguy Senior Member

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    Bah i disagree with the Corvette forums one!!!! Though i may just be being biased?? You think? LoL..ACtually if you went on Corvetteforum.com in the C4 General Tech section you will find some of the finest car knowledgable people in any forum....
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :lmao:
     
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    mattcalica Senior Member

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    i love the hummer one!!! good shit, good shit
     
  9. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    hahahaha!!



    I never saw this one... :bo: :bo:




    Some of these are new from the last time I saw this list.
     
  10. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    The Mustang and Civic ones are spot on. I should know. :p
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    K2e2vin Senior Member

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  14. dohcvtec_accord

    dohcvtec_accord WRX Sellout

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    You guys laugh about this, but it's true!! I've got a video from this past winter where a bunch of people from my local WRX forum were getting some cool-ass drifting vids (I actually posted it here), and at the end of the video, a bunch of cops wrangled em up and gave out tickets. I've had several non-cops stop and watch me drift in parking lots.

    Is it winter yet? :D
     
  15. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    i think the SRT-4 forums should quote the sig below:

    'HELP! how do i change oil?! can't get nut off...'
     
  16. MaaseyRacer

    MaaseyRacer Senior Member

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    Replace redneck with chick, and replace Tahoe with expedition, and I know all about that one.
     
  17. Prowler

    Prowler Super Moderator

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    me too, being in both places this year

    i miss my mustang...
     
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