pissedoffsolwork (1:20:54 AM): lmao she hung up on me too
pissedoffsolwork (1:20:54 AM): hahaha
HondaH22FI (1:21:26 AM): put it on HS
HondaH22FI (1:21:28 AM): you have to
HondaH22FI (1:21:32 AM): this is too great
HondaH22FI (1:21:33 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:21:40 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:21:42 AM): i dont have the whole IM
pissedoffsolwork (1:21:43 AM): owned
HondaH22FI (1:21:52 AM): i closed the window on accident
pissedoffsolwork (1:22:05 AM): ok
HondaH22FI (1:22:43 AM): she says u hung up on her
HondaH22FI (1:22:54 AM): shes calling you
pissedoffsolwork (1:23:03 AM): lol yeah she called back
pissedoffsolwork (1:23:04 AM): haha
HondaH22FI (1:23:08 AM): she wants you
HondaH22FI (1:23:14 AM):
pissedoffsolwork (1:23:23 AM): "my phone was beeping" "I felt stupid"
pissedoffsolwork (1:23:24 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:23:46 AM):
https://hondaswap.com/forums/index.php?act=ST&f=4&t=30069
HondaH22FI (1:23:55 AM): ya
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:03 AM): "i think youre lying to me"
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:07 AM): "why woudl i do that"
HondaH22FI (1:25:12 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:12 AM): "to make me feel stupid"
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:14 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:25:18 AM): is she on it
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:21 AM): lol yeah
HondaH22FI (1:25:25 AM): HAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHA
HondaH22FI (1:25:29 AM): HAHAHAH
HondaH22FI (1:25:30 AM): AHA
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:37 AM): too bad i don't work with anyone
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:37 AM): lmao
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:43 AM): theres no one else here
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:44 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:25:47 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:52 AM): "am i amusing"
pissedoffsolwork (1:25:55 AM): "pretty much"
HondaH22FI (1:25:59 AM): ya
HondaH22FI (1:26:00 AM): she is
HondaH22FI (1:26:24 AM): boy she is stuck on that
pissedoffsolwork (1:26:25 AM): "why did you call me a slut"
pissedoffsolwork (1:26:29 AM): "im really not"
HondaH22FI (1:26:30 AM): im talking to her now too lol
HondaH22FI (1:26:42 AM): ya ask her about the one night stand
pissedoffsolwork (1:26:46 AM): "i might have had my times... but im not a slut"
pissedoffsolwork (1:26:54 AM): "oh my god that was so omg"
HondaH22FI (1:27:08 AM): he called her back
pissedoffsolwork (1:27:12 AM): "i thought you were a virgin"
HondaH22FI (1:27:13 AM): she just doesnt answer the phone
pissedoffsolwork (1:27:16 AM): "i never said that"
pissedoffsolwork (1:27:36 AM): "well brandon probably told you that..."
pissedoffsolwork (1:27:44 AM): "and i've only given head to 3 guys"
HondaH22FI (1:27:47 AM): she doesnt like to suck dick
pissedoffsolwork (1:27:47 AM): are yous ure?
pissedoffsolwork (1:27:50 AM): "pretty sure"
pissedoffsolwork (1:27:51 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:27:57 AM): but she has a tongue ring
pissedoffsolwork (1:28:33 AM): just cuz a chick has a tongue ring doesn't mean youre going to get good head
pissedoffsolwork (1:28:35 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:28:47 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:28:57 AM): "i got my ass pierced, does that count?"
HondaH22FI (1:29:00 AM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
HondaH22FI (1:29:00 AM): AHAH
pissedoffsolwork (1:29:09 AM): "how does that work?"
pissedoffsolwork (1:29:14 AM): the same way a tongue ring peirced
HondaH22FI (1:29:18 AM): hhehe
pissedoffsolwork (1:29:21 AM): "i think i saw that on a jackass episode"
pissedoffsolwork (1:29:26 AM): cuz that had to take it out
pissedoffsolwork (1:29:27 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:29:33 AM): she is a hillybilly
pissedoffsolwork (1:29:43 AM): do you ever say yeee haw?
pissedoffsolwork (1:29:44 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:29:47 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:29:51 AM): i have NO accent
HondaH22FI (1:29:56 AM): some people do tho
HondaH22FI (1:30:11 AM): ask her about horses
pissedoffsolwork (1:30:18 AM): "i had a horse last year though"
HondaH22FI (1:30:22 AM): she used to "show" them
pissedoffsolwork (1:30:34 AM): did you ever sleep with it
pissedoffsolwork (1:30:36 AM): "NO!!!"
HondaH22FI (1:30:40 AM): lololololool
HondaH22FI (1:30:46 AM): more like yeeeeesssss
HondaH22FI (1:31:01 AM): hehe
HondaH22FI (1:31:04 AM): to what she jus said
pissedoffsolwork (1:31:04 AM): i was just wondering if you had a relationship with your horse
pissedoffsolwork (1:31:12 AM): "youre makign it sound dirty"
pissedoffsolwork (1:31:13 AM): lmao
pissedoffsolwork (1:31:25 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:31:38 AM): "he said he wasn't talking to you"
HondaH22FI (1:32:07 AM): haha
pissedoffsolwork (1:32:07 AM): "my phone is getting hot... it overheats"
pissedoffsolwork (1:32:09 AM): WTF?
HondaH22FI (1:32:13 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:32:18 AM): u know how cell phones get hot
pissedoffsolwork (1:32:22 AM): no
HondaH22FI (1:32:23 AM): if u talk on them for a while
pissedoffsolwork (1:32:24 AM): your phones suck
pissedoffsolwork (1:32:25 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:32:32 AM): hehe
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:01 AM): so tell me about the horse
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:04 AM): "i rode it"
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:08 AM): yeah, was it good?
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:10 AM): "OH MY GOD"
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:15 AM): "it was fun"
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:17 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:33:26 AM): haha
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:36 AM): did you wash him?
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:39 AM): ohh its a her!
HondaH22FI (1:33:40 AM): start dissing RX-7's
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:44 AM): so your a lesbian?!
HondaH22FI (1:33:46 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:46 AM): NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pissedoffsolwork (1:33:52 AM): IM NOT A LESBIAN!!!!
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:07 AM): you never went down on a chick before
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:10 AM): NO!!!! NEVER
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:17 AM): "uhh, because imnot gay"
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:19 AM): are you sure
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:21 AM): "postiive"
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:28 AM): never even wanted to try it?
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:30 AM): "NO!O!O!O!
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:36 AM): "i like guys"
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:42 AM): "i've kissed a girl"
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:43 AM): was it fun
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:45 AM): "not really"
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:46 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:49 AM): why?
pissedoffsolwork (1:34:52 AM): "cuz it was a girl"
HondaH22FI (1:34:56 AM): haha
HondaH22FI (1:34:59 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:35:05 AM): see, but that is what the tongue ring is for
pissedoffsolwork (1:35:16 AM): "i didn't get a tongue ring for sexual reasons"
pissedoffsolwork (1:35:26 AM): why you getting all defensive
HondaH22FI (1:35:28 AM): BS
pissedoffsolwork (1:35:30 AM): "IM NOT!"
HondaH22FI (1:35:35 AM): thats the pick up line she used when she met me
pissedoffsolwork (1:35:38 AM): "did you reallyhave me on speaker phone?"
pissedoffsolwork (1:36:30 AM): "you shold hear my firned in louisnaina"
HondaH22FI (1:36:36 AM): oh god
pissedoffsolwork (1:36:38 AM): "she has a tongue ring too"
HondaH22FI (1:36:41 AM): she never shuts up about this girl
pissedoffsolwork (1:36:43 AM): did you ever kiss her
HondaH22FI (1:36:45 AM): brandy
pissedoffsolwork (1:36:46 AM): "no:
pissedoffsolwork (1:36:49 AM): yeah thats the chick
pissedoffsolwork (1:36:59 AM): "why do you keep ?'
pissedoffsolwork (1:37:04 AM): ing me about lesbian"
pissedoffsolwork (1:37:10 AM): "IM NOT A LESBIAN"
pissedoffsolwork (1:37:13 AM): how about bi?
pissedoffsolwork (1:37:15 AM): "no"
HondaH22FI (1:38:13 AM): haha
pissedoffsolwork (1:38:36 AM): "im a hpayy person"
pissedoffsolwork (1:38:37 AM): why?
pissedoffsolwork (1:38:43 AM): you sure it wasn';t because of the horse"
HondaH22FI (1:38:47 AM): hehahhahahha
HondaH22FI (1:38:49 AM): ahahahaomg
pissedoffsolwork (1:38:49 AM): OOMG oeeeewww
pissedoffsolwork (1:38:55 AM): "i sold her"
pissedoffsolwork (1:39:02 AM): so she was liek a sex slave?
pissedoffsolwork (1:39:05 AM): "EWWWWWWUH"
HondaH22FI (1:39:05 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:39:30 AM): so was the real reason you sold her cuz you wanted a guy horse?
pissedoffsolwork (1:39:34 AM): "utt no"
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:09 AM): i think i saw a horse in a movie once
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:18 AM): we dont hae horses here... we have cars
HondaH22FI (1:40:22 AM): haha
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:23 AM): what do you drive
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:26 AM): "rx7"
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:28 AM): yr?
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:29 AM): 88
HondaH22FI (1:40:31 AM): 87
HondaH22FI (1:40:32 AM): woops
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:38 AM): is it boosted?
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:40 AM): "what?"
HondaH22FI (1:40:40 AM): i dont care enough to know
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:41 AM): no
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:44 AM): what does that mean
HondaH22FI (1:40:46 AM): she is dum with cars
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:46 AM): turbo
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:49 AM): no
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:50 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:40:57 AM): ask her about the type r
pissedoffsolwork (1:40:58 AM): i dunno
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:01 AM): its just not turbo
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:02 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:23 AM): "isn't that different kinda of car"
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:23 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:29 AM): what car are you talking about
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:31 AM): the tyep R
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:34 AM): i dont understand
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:35 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:41:42 AM): tell her the yellow one
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:52 AM): you know, the one that comes after the type Q
HondaH22FI (1:41:56 AM): LOLOLOL
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:57 AM): "uis it a honda"
pissedoffsolwork (1:41:58 AM): no
pissedoffsolwork (1:42:04 AM): "what are you tlaking about"
pissedoffsolwork (1:42:08 AM): the yellow type R
pissedoffsolwork (1:42:30 AM): "ohhhh the acuraca integra type R"
pissedoffsolwork (1:42:31 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:42:39 AM): hehe
pissedoffsolwork (1:42:48 AM): you ever take viagra?
pissedoffsolwork (1:42:52 AM): "no- i can't say i have"
HondaH22FI (1:42:54 AM): and ask her about the yellow EBO 8
HondaH22FI (1:43:00 AM): **EVO
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:03 AM): why not
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:08 AM): "cuz i don't feel i need to"
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:15 AM): so you can get hard ons on your own
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:21 AM): "ok .. im not a man... im not"
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:23 AM): "im a girl"
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:26 AM): are you sure?
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:31 AM): "yes im sure! " <shes getting pissed>
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:37 AM): "do i sound like like a man?"
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:38 AM): i dunno
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:41 AM): "WHAT!"
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:44 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:43:45 AM): hehe
pissedoffsolwork (1:43:56 AM): its just that whole accent- it throws me
pissedoffsolwork (1:44:14 AM): "youre not sure if im a man or a woman cuz of my accent?" "WHY WHAT? HHUH?
pissedoffsolwork (1:44:19 AM): lol shes all confused
HondaH22FI (1:44:22 AM): haha
pissedoffsolwork (1:44:38 AM): r u going to the mall later
HondaH22FI (1:44:40 AM): no but she was freaking out about the Type R and the EVO from saturday night that we were drving around with
pissedoffsolwork (1:44:43 AM): "I think they're closeD"
pissedoffsolwork (1:44:44 AM): lmao
pissedoffsolwork (1:45:00 AM): ever see billy madison
pissedoffsolwork (1:45:04 AM): "i never heard of him"
HondaH22FI (1:45:08 AM): omg
pissedoffsolwork (1:45:10 AM): he lives by you
pissedoffsolwork (1:45:12 AM): "no he doesnt"
pissedoffsolwork (1:45:30 AM): how do you know- youd ont even know who he is
pissedoffsolwork (1:45:45 AM): what if i told you, he was a guy in a movie
pissedoffsolwork (1:45:49 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:48:24 AM): do you want a couch?
pissedoffsolwork (1:48:33 AM): "why would i want a couch?"
pissedoffsolwork (1:48:34 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:49:19 AM): "im not a whore, so i don't hook up with random guys"
pissedoffsolwork (1:49:32 AM): "and tell brandon i've only had sex with 4 guys"
pissedoffsolwork (1:49:36 AM): and how old are you ?
pissedoffsolwork (1:49:37 AM): 16
pissedoffsolwork (1:49:38 AM): lo
pissedoffsolwork (1:49:47 AM): actually 5
pissedoffsolwork (1:49:53 AM): but tell brandon its actually 4
pissedoffsolwork (1:49:54 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:49:59 AM): SO- whos the 5th guy-
pissedoffsolwork (1:50:06 AM): "my friends brother- hes in the navy"
pissedoffsolwork (1:50:17 AM): was he good?
"yae.. one of the best"
pissedoffsolwork (1:50:43 AM): "do you ever sleep with your cousins"
HondaH22FI (1:50:45 AM): he is 21
HondaH22FI (1:50:47 AM): she is 16
HondaH22FI (1:50:50 AM): RAPE
pissedoffsolwork (1:50:55 AM): "i onyl have girl cousins, so that wouldn't really work"
pissedoffsolwork (1:51:05 AM): and that goes back tot he whole elsbaian thing...
pissedoffsolwork (1:51:09 AM): ":IM NOT A LESBIAN"
pissedoffsolwork (1:51:15 AM): "i think i would know by now"
pissedoffsolwork (1:51:19 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:51:28 AM): "do you watch porn"
pissedoffsolwork (1:51:30 AM): no
pissedoffsolwork (1:51:31 AM): why not
pissedoffsolwork (1:51:40 AM): "cuz i feel embarassed and drity"
pissedoffsolwork (1:51:43 AM): you feel dirty?
pissedoffsolwork (1:51:44 AM): lmao
pissedoffsolwork (1:52:15 AM): you wanna have sex with me?
pissedoffsolwork (1:52:20 AM): "WHAT kinda question is that"
pissedoffsolwork (1:52:21 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:53:12 AM): fuck her tho
HondaH22FI (1:53:17 AM): im not talking to her anymore
pissedoffsolwork (1:53:19 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:53:22 AM): she lied to me
HondaH22FI (1:53:33 AM): cause she told me that she wasnt gonna do anything with that guy
HondaH22FI (1:53:35 AM): bitch
pissedoffsolwork (1:53:37 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:53:40 AM): oh well
pissedoffsolwork (1:53:41 AM): owned
HondaH22FI (1:53:45 AM): ill fuck her freind
HondaH22FI (1:53:53 AM): her freind is hotter anyways
pissedoffsolwork (1:53:59 AM): do you have any hot friends "just carrie"
HondaH22FI (1:54:08 AM): thats the girl
HondaH22FI (1:54:10 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (1:54:16 AM): that i was telling u about
pissedoffsolwork (1:54:21 AM): you ever hook up with her?
- "NO! "
pissedoffsolwork (1:54:27 AM): why not, shes hot right?
pissedoffsolwork (1:54:45 AM): if you think shes hot, why don't you hook up with her
pissedoffsolwork (1:54:53 AM): "OMG ! girls think differntly than guys do"
pissedoffsolwork (1:55:17 AM): "i think shes georgous"
pissedoffsolwork (1:55:23 AM): does she have a nice ass?
pissedoffsolwork (1:55:34 AM): "i dont know- i dont check her out":
pissedoffsolwork (1:55:37 AM): but you jsut said shes hot
pissedoffsolwork (1:55:38 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (1:55:45 AM): im twisting her bad....
pissedoffsolwork (1:56:04 AM): do you wanna hook up with christina and carrie at the same time,
pissedoffsolwork (1:56:14 AM): "no" why not "cuz im nto a lesbian"
pissedoffsolwork (1:56:21 AM): i think you're a lesbian
pissedoffsolwork (1:56:27 AM): "no just ask him about christina"
pissedoffsolwork (1:56:46 AM): if you were a dinosour, what would you be?
HondaH22FI (1:56:46 AM): she is fat
HondaH22FI (1:56:50 AM): fat
pissedoffsolwork (1:57:00 AM): "i dont know about dinosaurs"
pissedoffsolwork (1:57:13 AM): do you know what a likalodipus is?
pissedoffsolwork (1:57:24 AM): "no, id ont thin id be that one"
pissedoffsolwork (1:57:26 AM): why not
pissedoffsolwork (1:57:30 AM): "it sounds nasty"
HondaH22FI (1:57:34 AM): omg
pissedoffsolwork (1:57:36 AM): but its the lesbian dinosaur
pissedoffsolwork (1:57:42 AM): "bnut im not a lesbina"
pissedoffsolwork (1:57:46 AM): i don't know about that...
HondaH22FI (1:59:42 AM): she is a slut
pissedoffsolwork (2:01:38 AM): "what do you look like"
pissedoffsolwork (2:01:42 AM): i look like a horse
pissedoffsolwork (2:02:00 AM): lol
pissedoffsolwork (2:02:47 AM): "do you really look like a horse?"
HondaH22FI is away at 2:04:31 AM.
HondaH22FI returned at 2:11:53 AM.
pissedoffsolwork (2:13:14 AM): lol she hung up on me again
pissedoffsolwork (2:13:15 AM): hahaha
pissedoffsolwork (2:14:23 AM): lmao
pissedoffsolwork (2:14:28 AM): that was fucking fun
pissedoffsolwork (2:14:31 AM): im such a loser
pissedoffsolwork (2:14:32 AM): lol
HondaH22FI (2:16:14 AM): im playing CS
HondaH22FI (2:16:17 AM): she is trying to call me
HondaH22FI (2:16:20 AM): im not answereing
HondaH22FI (2:16:25 AM): stupid hoe
HondaH22FI (2:16:29 AM): post this up too hehe
pissedoffsolwork (2:20:59 AM): lol
:wtf2:
