The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
>
> I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
> the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
> a. m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
>
> Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
> cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed 9
> times.
>
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
> solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
> conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I
> got in, and I told him "Midnight".
>
> He didn't seem irritated at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he
> said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>
> I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
> times, then said, "Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
> throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
> then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
>
> I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
> the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
> a. m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
>
> Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
> cuckooed 3 times.
>
> Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed 9
> times.
>
> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
> solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
> conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I
> got in, and I told him "Midnight".
>
> He didn't seem irritated at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he
> said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
>
> I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
> times, then said, "Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
> throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
> then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
sluts...