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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls."
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    > I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well,
    > the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy. Around 3
    > a. m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
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    > Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and
    > cuckooed 3 times.
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    > Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed 9
    > times.
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    > I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
    > solution (even when totally smashed), in order to escape a possible
    > conflict with him. The next morning my husband asked me what time I
    > got in, and I told him "Midnight".
    >
    > He didn't seem irritated at all. Whew! Got away with that one! Then he
    > said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
    >
    > I asked him why, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
    > times, then said, "Oh shit.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's
    > throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and
    > then tripped over the coffee table and farted."
     
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    h22bubbleback Senior Member

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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    brian11to1 Senior Member

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    yea, thats funny shit... I woulda been up waiting... then made her make me dinner at 3am... drunk and naked...
     
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    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    with some other guys cum running down her leg...

    :puke: sluts...
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Old joke... but good joke.
     
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