Cyber secks

[Jeef]

http://rutgers.us/cybersex.htm There are some funny convos in here.

 

[B18aCRX]

That is some funny shit lmao


Girl: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
Boy: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
Boy: Not to mention all the groceries.
Girl: Go f**k yourself
Boy: I was going to until I saw that picture

 

[Jeef]

this is my favorite one
hotstud69: Hello there
blondebabe4u: Hi
hotstud69: What is your name?
blondebabe4u: Sandy, urs?
hotstud69: Bob, nice to meet you.. what are you doing tonight?
blondebabe4u: Nothing, just chatting, u?
hotstud69: not too much, just sitting around... what are you wearing?
blondebabe4u: oh just my thong and a tank top.
hotstud69: oh wow, I would love to see that, what do you look like?
blondebabe4u: I am 5'6" blonde hair, green eyes, 120 lbs, you?
hotstud69: i am 6'0" 175, brown hair, blue eyes, and tan
blondebabe4u: you sound very handsome
hotstud69: how about I pull that tank top off?
blondebabe4u: Oh Bob, i would love for you too....
hotstud69: Oh yea, those look great... they feel nice too
blondebabe4u: yes bob, my 36D's like that, you are good
hotstud69: oh yes, they feel so good, I am squeezing them..
blondebabe4u: yes bob, you know what you are doing.
hotstud69: Oh yea, I am getting so excited
blondebabe4u: need me to help you there Bob
hotstud69: oh yea, let me unzip for you
blondebabe4u: oh wow bob, you have a nice one
hotstud69: OH SHIT
blondebabe4u: What?
hotstud69: SON OF A BITCH!!!
blondebabe4u: whats wrong?
hotstud69: Got it stuck in the zipper...
blondebabe4u: What?
hotstud69: oh god, I am bleeding.....
blondebabe4u: bob, are you ok?
hotstud69: OMG... OMG...
blondebabe4u: Bob??
hotstud69: I am feeling faint... blood everywhere...
blondebabe4u: are you ok?
hotstud69: HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: what bob what??
hotstud69: IT FEEL OFF!!!!!!!!!!!
blondebabe4u: fell off?
hotstud69: it is on the floor, laying there... I am looking at it, damn, thought it would be bigger.........
blondebabe4u: call an abulance...
hotstud69: I can't
blondebabe4u: why
hotstud69: Because I am on the computer
blondebabe4u: well get off
hotstud69: the last time tried to get off, my dick fell off........
blondebabe4u: bob??
blondebabe4u: bob??
blondebabe4u: bob??
hotstud69: has left the room

 

[slohnda]

thats some funny shit. i like the vegetables one.!@

 

[h22bubbleback]

that shyt is hilarious..omg....ROFL.....
:bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo: :bo:

 

[ef9civicgen4]

thats bad ass. he never got off his story the girl could start bitching and he go on with his weird ass story.

 

[Citizen_Insane]

I laughed my ass off readin those. Top quality Humor!!

 

[D See 2]

great. truly great.

 

[dhaccordLT-R]

thats the funniest ufcking shiatt ive ever read!! lmao!!!

 

[Capt. Orygun]

:typer: but I still can't still laughing :bo:

 

[JDMPlaya]

hahaha thats funny as shit!

 

[Slo86GT]

Yeah it's a .... But I still love the pirate one.

 

[posol]

Originally posted by SiR Kid@Dec 20 2003, 02:16 AM
Yeah it's a .... But I still love the pirate one.