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Daily Jokes

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by B18C_NA, Feb 10, 2004.

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    B18C_NA Banned

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    Nov 17, 2003
    A reporter of KC24 is doing a report on Mad Cow disease. So she stops by a farm 20 miles from the city. She got to a grazing farm and went to talk to the farmer.

    "Hi sir, I'm here to talk to you about the mad cow disease, I'm a reporter for KC24 News. Can I ask you some questions?"

    "Uh, Yeah, what do you want to know?

    "So how does this effect goes on, why is this disease so bad?"

    "Well, you see, cows only mate once a year."

    "uh, okay, lets get back to topic, How and why is this affecting the Farmers?"

    "You see, cows get milked twice a day, you know."

    "Sir, we are here to discuss the disease, not mating or milking."

    "look lady, If your tits get touched twice a day, and only get fucked once a year, WOULDN'T YOU BE MAD TOO?"
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