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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i think i posted this before... so :repost: on myself asshats


    > WHITE WOMEN:
    > First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    > Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    > Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.

    > > IRISH WOMEN: > First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

    > > ITALIAN WOMEN: > First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant. > Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & > meatballs. > Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 > carat > ring. > 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought > of > having sex. > 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

    > > JEWISH WOMEN: > First Date: You get dynamite head. > Second Date: You get more great head. > Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

    > > CHINESE WOMEN: > First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing > happens. > Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, nothing > happens > again. > Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already > realized > nothing is going to happen.

    > > INDIAN WOMEN: > First date: Meet her parents. > Second date: Set the date of the wedding. > Third date: Wedding night.

    > > BLACK WOMEN: > First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. > Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive > dinner. > Third Date: You get to pay her rent. > Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you. >

    > MEXICAN WOMEN: > First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, > have sex > in > the back of her car. > Second Date: She's pregnant. > Third Date: She moves in. > One week later: her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, > her > brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's > mother, > her > two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and > you live > on > rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be > nice, > but > now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

    > DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN?
     
  2. knowledge

    knowledge Senior Member

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    LMAO yo!
     
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    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    lol that is so funny
     
  4. brian11to1

    brian11to1 Senior Member

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    didnt happen to me! and we went on three dates.
     
  5. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Katie's part Irish. :lol:

    :werd: on the Chinese... but not all are that way. Just the ones I've met. :lol:
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    hahaahah irish chicks kick ass
     
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    MaliWho97 Senior Member

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    French Women: First date, expensive dinner, expensive wine. Get drunk, go have sex only to discover her arm pit fro. Second Date: You buy her a weed eater.
     
  8. brian11to1

    brian11to1 Senior Member

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    MAliwho:
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    Just kidding
     
  9. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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  10. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    holy fuck that pic is great!!!!!!!!!!! :lmao:
     
  11. brian11to1

    brian11to1 Senior Member

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    I found it someones gallery.
     
  12. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :werd:

    That's awesome!
     
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    I love the pic with the slug in it....
     
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    driver1 Senior Member

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    hahaha lol those pics are both great, me likes!!! :bo: :bo: :bo:
     
  15. Slo86GT

    Slo86GT Super Moderator

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    My girlfriend is Scotch/Irish.... This explains a lot.... ;)
     
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    so true, every jewish girl that I have dated gave great head very quickly...
     
  17. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: Funny even though its a repost.
     
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