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Dating Habits

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  1. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    I got this e-mail at work today....I have seen it before, but I figured it's worth the repost :)

    > Dating Habits
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    > WHITE WOMEN:
    > First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
    > Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
    > Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
    >
    > IRISH WOMEN:
    > First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    > Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    > 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
    >
    > ITALIAN WOMEN:
    > First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
    > Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti &
    > meatballs.
    > Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat
    > ring.
    > 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of
    > having sex.
    > 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
    >
    > JEWISH WOMEN:
    > First Date: You get dynamite head.
    > Second Date: You get more great head.
    > Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
    >
    > CHINESE WOMEN:
    > First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
    > Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens
    > again.
    > Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you already
    > realized nothing is going to happen.
    >
    > INDIAN WOMEN:
    > First date: Meet her parents.
    > Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
    > Third date: Wedding night.
    >
    > BLACK WOMEN:
    > First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
    > Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
    > dinner.
    > Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
    > Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you.
    >
    > MEXICAN WOMEN:
    > First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
    > have sex in the back of her car.
    > Second Date: She's pregnant.
    > Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
    > girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her
    > grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her
    > sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and
    > beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but
    > now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.
    >
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Those are all so accurate.


    -> Steve

    The black women one is especially.
     
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    :lmao:

    That made me smile. I'm white. And Irish and Italian. hmm. :D And yeah, they are pretty accurate... some more than others :lol:
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    and the one about jewish girls is quite true...

    MINT :)

    EDIT: anyone else find the stereotype about jewish girls and head to be true?
     
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    ^^^^^^ What's with this one? It's not like I'm a virgin, I'm just very picky about selecting my bfs... Hmmmf. Well at least I don't drag it out after the first date, heck I don't even do a first date if it's going to be a waste of time. I can afford to buy my own meals. :roll:



    :lol:
     
  6. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Like I said, Accurate.


    -> Steve
     
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    complicity Senior Member

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    :lmao: :lmao:
     
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    94RedSiGal Senior Member

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    Umm... no. Fucktard. <_<
     
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    whooaaa

    potty mouth

    and hell yea that shit is accurate...

    EDIT: don;t be angry cause its true
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    please don't let this turn into another steve vs martine thread.

    christ
     
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    Martine! SIT!

    Steve! DOWN!
     
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    grrrrr.... *sits*





    :p
     
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    OldEMaltLiQuoR Senior Member

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    I work up the block from radio city music hall.
    I just went out to bullshit and pick up a dirty water dog and guess what i saw.....
    two SLAMIN girls tongueing like you wouldn't believe.
    I almost didn't believe it.
    There were @ the most 25yrld's slim, nice waist, and NICE ASSES!!
    I just stood there with the crowd of ogling men and gazed. :blink:



    I LOVE NY!
     
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    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Uh, OK. ...

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    I'm waiting for the part that I'm supposed to care about... let me know when you get to it...
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    im waiting for the part that has to do wit this thread in any shape or form
     
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    thread jacking and worthless without pics
     
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    OK, fine...

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  18. Frankie P.

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    I think the one with the Black woman is awesome that one is RIGHT ON the money, it has never happend to me, but can you say.

    MAURY, MAURY, MAURY, MAURY!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck Jerry Springer and his fake ass shit, Maury owns all, especially when you get the women who are on their like 5th guy, fuckin' sluts. Some guy was telling me some girl tested like 18 men, NO JOKE!!
     
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    tested? :blink:

    EDIT: ooh what a dirty slut... put her down, STD ridden whore
     
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    [offtopic] He means blood tested to see if it was their baby.[/offtopic]

    Those are so very very true! :lmao:
     
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