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Datsun humor

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  1. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    [SIZE=-1]A woman called an auto parts store and asked for a 28-ounce water pump.
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    [SIZE=-1]"What?" asked the confused parts guy.
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    [SIZE=-1]She said, "My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump."
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    [SIZE=-1]"A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of car does it fit?" asked the parts guy.
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    [SIZE=-1]"A Datsun," replied the woman.
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    [SIZE=-1]As the parts guy wrote down her request, a light went on in his head.
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    [SIZE=-1]"Oh, yes, ma'am. We've got 28-ounce water pumps," he said. "We also have 24-ounce and 26-ounce pumps." "Finally," she said. "You're the first place I've called that knew what I was talking about."
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    [SIZE=-1]"Yes ma'am," said parts guy, smiling, as he jotted down "Datsun 280Z water pump..."[/SIZE]
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    old, but not a old as the 710 cap... lol
     
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    :lol:

    What's the 710 cap one?
     
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    oil upside down is 710
     
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    lol. Like it.
     
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    Ohhhh. lol
     
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