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Dear Chasey Lain

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  1. TurboMirage

    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    i wrote to complain you never wrote me back :)
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    How could I ever eat your ass, when you treat your biggest fan like that?
     
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    its the BHG song y0
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    sing along ass hole! :D
     
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    Speedracer228 ......

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    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine
     
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    801CRX Got Rice?

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    Hahahahaha..........man what the hell this is great
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Mom and Dad this is Tracy, Tracy this is my Mom and Dad

    Now show'em them titties!
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    if you dont know the song i suggest you find it now :)
     
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    Would you fuck me for blow?
     
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    the beer song > this shit
     
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    does the beer song have titties in it?
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain"

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to explain
    I'm your biggest fan
    I just wanted to ask
    Could I eat your ass?
    Write back as soon as you can

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to complain
    Ya never wrote me back
    How could I ever eat
    Your ass when ya treat
    Your biggest fan like that?

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    Dear Chasey Lain
    I wrote to constrain
    This letter is my last
    As your biggest fan
    I must demand
    You let me eat your ass

    You've had a lotta dick
    Had a lotta dick
    I've had a lotta time
    Had a lotta time
    You've had a lotta dick Chasey
    But you ain't had mine

    P.S.
    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show 'em them titties
    Now show 'em them titties
    P.S.
    Mom and Dad this is Chasey
    Chasey this is my mom and dad
    Now show 'em them titties
    Now show 'em them titties

    Would ya fuck me for blow?
     
  16. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    This song is funnier.



    "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"

    I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
    That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
    It had been a while.
    In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
    since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
    I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
    through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
    milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
    Name was Russell.

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

    Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
    this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
    like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
    Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
    'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
    Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
    and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
    as I do my little kooky dance.
    And then she told me to shush.
    I guess she could sense my desperation.
    'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

    So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
    So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
    is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
    with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
    resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
    Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
    I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
    Got to nail her back at her trailer.
    Heh. That rhymes.
    I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
    when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

    Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
    gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
    The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
    There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
    when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
    Well, my heart just dropped.
    So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
    You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
    and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
    in an eighteen-wheeler.
    I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
    Did I say that out loud?

    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
    Well I find it's quite a thrill
    When she grinds me against her will
    Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
     
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    its funnier to read, but it sucks to listen to it.
     
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    That song is me, totally.
     
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    Yeah. The visuals are funny.
     
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