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Deep thoughts....

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  1. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    Well, I was in a funny mood last night, and I googled deep thoughts...and fell asleep laughing. but today, I was wondering to myself....and I think I have just came up with a solution to a lot of the major problems we have today in our world.

    Airjockie's Deep thoughts.

    1. Illegal aliens. Have them hold another walk-out rally and have them march into a stadium. On the way out, ask them to prove they are actual US citizens, and let them go. The ones that can't prove they are...will have two choices. Join the armed services, be enlisted personnel for 4 years, and then they will recieve their US citizenship, and with that honor...they will also be responcible for taxes, and all the other stuff that the real citizens have. The ones that don't want to serve in the military to protect America and it's interest's...will be deported. And the one's that missed the rally, well...we'll have to do a small military action to sort out in each town who's legal and who's not. It will be a slight inconveinance for the real citizens..but if they can prove they pay taxes...then they are safe.

    2. Give the military the right to gaurd our borders. If the immigrant can't spend the time or go thru the correct process to be an American...then shoot them on sight when they cross the fence, and throw their bodies back on the other side...it will give a hint to future crossers. And it will be fun to see the prior crossers that wants the citizenship...to shoot their own people. In about a year...I doubt they would want to cross anymore, and we'll have some decent new citizens.


    3. Standerized healthcare... Everyone knows it's getting outragious lately...if you want good healthcare service, then pay for it, if you want standerd healthcare, then take a little more from the taxes and make it like Japan and Canada. Too many corporations and insurance companies are making tons of money, from the people paying their fee's and not useing the services.

    4. Oil and gas prices...something needs to be done. to much deep thought has been set into this... We now have oils thats runs in cars that will last 15000 miles, and that greatly reduces the ned for an oilchange every 3000 miles...so if eveyone did that, and kept their cars in tip top shape, then more oil can be used to get gas. Gas is still needed for cars and trucks, but there needs to be more research into alternative fuels and alternative power. We can build bombs that blow up cities, but we can't make a car get 80mpg?

    5. Bring everyone at once, back to the same payscale...if the poor are still poor after that, then they prove that they don't work and they deserve to be poor. I bet if they had a chance, they would become a part of society again, if not, then don't help them and they will die off. If they did try, but couldn't succeed due to medical problems, then give them welfare. If the rich can get back to the rich status, then they deserve the money. I still can't see why we have homeless people and yet other people have $100million+ paychecks for playing baseball.

    6. Stop welfare. Only give it back to the people that need it and can prove it. I'm tired of seeing guys that use food stamps for food, but they run back to their pimped out Escalade in the handycapped parking because they are to lazy to park one spot over.

    7. Stop handycapped parking. Only give it back to the people that need it and can prove it. If anyone gets caught parking in a properly marked handycapped spot, and they run to the supermarket and run back..not walking or hobbling, or useing a wheelchair...then they should have their feet blown off and have the need to park there.

    8. Raise the speed limits accordingly to all roads, and drive fast and steady in the lefthand lane, and use the right handlane for passing, exiting and entering the busy roads. If the Autobahn works for Germany, make the same standard over here on certain roads. Just remember, the faster you drive, the more gas you use.

    9. Make a dime the standard lowest currency...or make the penny and nickle from cheaper metals. A penny now costs 1.2 cents to make, and a nickle is now really worth about 2.8cents to make....and do we really use them? I used currency in Japan...the yen was easy to use, and effective. Plus the ATM's over there rocked. As soon as I put the money into to machine as a deposit, it was in my account....none of that wait 2-3 day for some person to count the money and verify the money is there...the machines can do the same thing that minute. Plus, this pulling out $600 in $20 bills is a pain in the ass...if I want to buy something like a TV...it take to long to pull money from the ATM and count each $20 bill...even though I do have a debit card...cash is better to use....no bank fee's to deduct.

    10. End all the sports that you see on TV. How can you justify that a person that throws a ball can make millions of dollars, but the guy laying a brick only makes near minimum wage and his work will last for years? Does it really turn you on seeing guys in tight clothes tossing balls around the feild? Give them armor, and let them fight it out to the death...then I might spend some money watching sports. And Golf?...why in the hell does a golfer make that much money?.... Turn jobs into a sport...I'd love to see deep sea welders fight and battle pressure, risk their life with all the dangers involved in their job, and they still have to weld while there.... and turn it into a contest of who can make a better weld.... It sure beats watching two guys playing tennis.

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  2. pissedoffsol

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    i like 2&3. the rest are bogus
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I like this one. You have my vote.
     
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    Like those little African countries, we need to turn the clock back to a better time.

    Lower population, speed limits "Reasonable and prudent", CBs and incandescent lighting, Black and White TV and most entertainment from the radio. Make it AM, Philco. Then shut down the internet. The internet is when shit started getting REALLY bad.

    Make actors work 9-5 like they did up to the 50s. It used to be a regular job, did you know that ?

    They way I see it, one thing will bring us back to this point: Peak Oil. Nothing else. Shit is going to get worse and worse and worse until people commit suicide or go to wars over stupider and stupider reasons.

    Myself, I'm a deconstructionist.
     
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    if the internet goes away, i'll kill myself.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    6 and 7 back to back kill me [​IMG]

    6. Stop welfare. Only give it back to the people that need it and can prove it. I'm tired of seeing guys that use food stamps for food, but they run back to their pimped out Escalade in the handycapped parking because they are to lazy to park one spot over.

    7. Stop handycapped parking.
     
  8. Celerity

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    I had a life before the internet, don't worry. Life was fun before all that shit.
     
  9. Dustin_m

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    i'd hate life without it at first, but it would be good because i'd get off my ass more often and go out an be active
     
  10. B16RacerN2NR

    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    I got to #5 and stopped because it actually annoyed the hell out of me. Why should people who have money suffer just because some people decided to throw their life away? Fuck that. So if you worked your ass off and left 2 million dollars to your kids, you would be ok with someone just coming in and taking it all away to prove that they want to be rich?! I'm not saying that everyone who inherits money actually uses it for good but get real. Parents work to make a better life for their off spring and you'd just come in and take it away because a couple of people found a crack pipe and couldn't put it down, fuck that.
     
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    Now you need a slogan like B's 'Can't afford it, abort it!' for me to put on a bumpersticker. :mrgreen:
     
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    fuck that, i wouldn't leave my kids a ridiculous amount of money. i think if you want to be rich then fuckin earn it yourself.

    recently i actually was in that situation, where i would have inherited a shitload of money. 1.175 million actually. well it was because my great aunt had wrote in her will that she wanted everything to go to her brother's grandson (me) for him to go to college. well in the end, a pissed off family member destroyed the only fuckin copy of the will. or atleast something along those lines happened, but it was something fucked up. Thats why i will never leave a shitload of money to anyone, i'd rather burn it. money can bring out the worst in people especially when someone dies and everyone wants a piece of what wasn't theirs in the first place.

    everyone has asked me why i'm not pissed off about my situation. i'm just like, oh well, it wasn't mine in the first place so how can i be mad. i just hope the person who was at the root of this whole thing runs their car off a cliff for doing it.
     
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    2 million was just a # I threw out there. So your not going to try and leave your kids some money? Your debt goes to them you know. Not to mention money for your funeral and what not. Or how about leaving them money so you know your kids are taken care of. If you raise them right, money won't turn them evil.

    How is someone destroying a copy of your aunt's will a good basis on determining if you will leave someone money or not? She obviously didn't care too much if she didn't leave a copy with her lawyer or with a very trust worthy relative.

    Well since you agree with Clayton's idea on this subject, would you like it if he took all your hard earned money just because some other fuck tards are poor? because that is exactly what he said he would do.
     
  14. Dustin_m

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    of course i would leave enough money for everything to be taken care of. and yes i would leave a small amount of money for my kids. but what i am saying is that if for some reason i became rich i would not leave my kids the money. i would seriously rather give it to a good charity or something like that.

    and no, what just happened was not the basis for my opinion, i've always felt that way.

    no i don't really agree with Cel's idea at all, i was just kind of putting my own in there
     
  15. B16RacerN2NR

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    No, it's Clayton's idea, not Steve's lol
     
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    oops, wrong person, haha.
    i automatically thought it was Cel's, wait it didn't have conspiracy theories in there so i should have know it wasn't his :p
     
  17. SlushboxTeggy

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    It's not even money really. It's the thought of getting something out of someone elses misfortune(death, etc.). My great aunt did not die rich. All the money is still with my great uncle. But a few days after the funeral my mom and dad went to the house to help clean out everything. They got there and two other female family members were all but ran sacking the house and filling their cars. Then one of them passes my mom as she enters the door and actually says, "Your to late, all the good stuff is gone!". My mom and dad foung my great uncle in the back room crying. He said,"Their taking everything that reminds me of my annie". The bitches didn't care, they wanted to profit.

    And I agree with you, I'm not leaving shit. Charities will get my money and fuck it, GoodWill get all the other shit. They will have just enough money to put me in the ground.
     
  18. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    I said to start everyone back at the same payscale. Nothing about taking their money...if they were rich, then the money would still be in their bank...but the test would be if they could still make that huge amount of money and be back on top...or if the harder working people that seem to get thrown bad card in life would actually get somewhere as well.

    Don't take this post to seriously [​IMG]
     
  19. B16RacerN2NR

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    i'm not taking the post too seriously...lord knows if you were president you'd make everyone drive Z's with ugly ass JDM Wheels lol :p j/p

    but if you start people at the same payscale, that's like punishing the people who have worked hard to get where they are at and rewarding the people who have given up in life.
     
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    OH hell no, that socialist crap wouldn't be from my lips :)

    I believe in the markets - The markets today are screwing me (I get paid less than half what I got 2 years ago, and about a third what I got in 1999 for doing more work). But instead of bitching about it, I'm going to apply a new angle, and get into management. I'll adapt.
     
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