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Desperate times called for desperate measures, I guess.

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by daveholiday, Apr 3, 2008.

  1. daveholiday

    daveholiday Do work

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    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    I heard about this on the radio today, that is some fucked up shit. If people are going to fuck objects do it in your house where no one else can see it.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    that cop was huge. geebus.
     
  5. 93civicracer

    93civicracer Oh, I do a little here and there.

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    Now that's some funny shit. If I saw a guy fucking a table I would just start laughing my ass off.
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    i've fucked ON a picnic table before.
     
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    i blame it on his wife :ph34r:
     
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    dacheat ..is grounded.

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    i'm sure that's his justification for doing it. 'you're not gonna put out, i'ma go screw the damn table in front of everybody to show what a worthless pile of wife you are.'

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    Ow, splinters?
    Haha, that's what I thought it was about at first until I read the article title 6 times.
     
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    good point
    lol
     
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    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Talk about getting wood.
     
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    he looks like a fat brock lesnar
    i didn't know this was illegal. and how many times do you think the neighbor watched before they decided to video tape it?
     
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    Luis998 Honda Enthusiast

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    :werd::wtf::ditto::orly:
     
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    I dont think it was as much of him fucking the table as him being out in his yard doing it. I would see the charges being along the lines of nailing your girl in the backyard, but since its an object not a human he will look like a complete freak and a predator.
     
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    i was being facetious about the illegal part. it's about personal conduct and public safety.
     
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