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Dictionary for Women's personal ads

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  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:

    40-ish.............................................49
    Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
    Athletic......................................Flat chested
    Average looking....................Ugly
    Beautiful...........................Pathological liar
    Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
    Emotionally Secure......................On medication
    Feminist..........................................Fat
    Free spirit....................................Junkie
    Friendship first..........................Former slut
    Fun..........................................Annoying
    New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
    Old-fashioned.............................No BJs
    Open-minded.................................Desperate
    Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
    Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
    Professional....................................Bitch
    Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
    Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
    Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker

    WOMEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. Yes = No
    2. No = Hell No "there you happy?"
    3. Maybe = No
    4. We need = I want..
    5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
    6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
    7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
    8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
    9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
    10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever
    think about?

    MEN'S ENGLISH:

    1. I am hungry = I am hungry
    2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
    3. I am tired = I am tired
    4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
    5. I love you = Let's have sex now
    6. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
    7. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay!
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    For the women, it should be

    Yes = No
    No = No
    Maybe = No
     
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    I love the Mens dictionary.

    I love you=lets have sex now. :nod:
     
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