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Die Hard 4 Review. *spoiler warning*

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by get_nick, Jun 28, 2007.

  1. get_nick

    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    So i'll start this off by explaining why I hate theaters but still go.

    why I hate them, because i had 2 older and very large african americans sit right next to me in a near empty theater. you aren't going to believe this, but they literally pulled out a bag of french fries and fried chicken from the womans purse, and proceded to eat in the middle of the movie. fucking fatasses. it's a 7:30 show, fucking eat before or after.

    why do i still go. because i'm too fucking stupid to figure out how to download them from the net.

    Here's my review.

    It starts off great. Very "john mcclane-ish". It didn't take long to get the action going. It continues with the hilarious quip we have grown to love. I laughed a lot. none were over the top cheesey. The CG was very realistic.

    Computer guys will love it. the plot is very interesting. hackers take over the country with a "fire sale".

    Kevin smith is in. he's great as always. timothy olyphant plays a great villain. Maggie q is hot and beats the shit out of willis for a good 10 minutes.

    Justin Long (accepted, dodgeball, apple commercials) is hilarious. he plays a hacker that started the whole terrorist episode.

    The bad, they have an "F-35" in the movie. it can't hit shit with it's missiles and gets it's radio hacked. everything else was pretty realistic.

    This is the best movie i've seen this summer. POTC 3 was too god damn long, Oceans 13 was great but not quite as good, knocked up was funny to.

    It was worth my $7.50 and I would see it again if i had a date for it.
     
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    Hmm... I'll try to convince the woman to see this instead of Rat-tat-too-ee. She's got a thing for pixar movies. :rolleyes:

    I liked both POTC3 and Oceans13, so if you say this is better than both... I guess it's worth seeing.
     
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    I haven't seen a movie in theatres in forever... Maybe i'll go see this...
     
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    my 5 yr old calls it rat-patotie:p I'd like to see die hard but my son is interested in the transformers. i wanna see that to so it works out for the both of us. maybe i'll check out die hard if some nice person could post a link here to a good dl site:D
     
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    i want to see this movie bad!!! die hard movies were my fav as a kid! i like to see transformers real bad~
     
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    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    pedophile
     
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    The TV reviewers compared some of the action sequences to "Cartoonish" because they REALLY pushed the limit of reality. Like that's new for DH movie.
     
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    the only part that was cheesy was with the semi and fighter jet. other than that, it was very realistic.
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    I like your reviews, Nick. :) I think I'll go see it. But when I saw POTC I thought of Passion of the Christ. Please don't ask why. lol POTC 3 though? uhm... what movie are you talking about? Oh yea, Pirates of the Carribbean... wow, big difference.

    Take me to go see it?
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    give me some vicodin and i'll do anything. ^_^
     
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    wow shock horror

    it actually sounds good

    might have to go see this at the movies ^_^
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    fucking addicts. lol
     
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    Saw it this weekend and it was suprisingly... badass. Go see it :thumbsup:
     
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    shit, you know i would do anything for free.
     
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