My 2nd day on the job, a coworker asks me how much I make. Flat out... Him: How much are they paying you? Me: None of your fucking business, retard. Him: Oh come on man, I don't care... I'm making $14/ hr. Me: If you don't care, don't fucking ask. Him: Geeze man, I was just as... Me: I make $21.75 an hour. Him: ... I walk away. Later that day, I hear from a few other coworkers that he's going around telling everyone I make $21.75 an hour. So here's my dillemma.. 1) Say nothing and work next to the guy. 2) Yell at him, telling him that the reason I said $21.75 was to see if he'd run his mouth and that it's obvious that I can't trust him with even the most basic of facts. 3) Yell at him in front of my boss, telling him I can't trust him, and then telling my boss that I demand a bay change because I refuse to work next to someone as dishonest as him or I quit (my resume is impressive and they almost begged me to work there). 4) Have fun with it and tell him crazy shit that makes him look like a retard to whoever he tells. IE: "I drove a UPS truck through a FedEx building." 5) #3 and #4.