DIY Gastric Bypass kit on Amazon

[95b16coupe]

Serious....

Amazon Selling Do-It-Yourself Gastric-Bypass Surgery Kit - Seattle News - The Daily Weekly#

anybody want some part time work? i'll front the money for the equipment, we'll do the surgery together.

 

[Cashizslick]

Soon to be a hott product after obamacare kicks in.

The comments are hillarious btw.

 

[95b16coupe]

Get yours now before gobamacare kix in !!!

i thought this IS obamacare. lol

 

[Cashizslick]

Nah these are for rationing... when you cant get a doctor in time because the wait is until after your dead.

 

[95b16coupe]

i'm going to go on amazon and start selling DIY Abortion kits. $100...it's cheaper than the $700 clinic.

 

[Briansol]

This is awesome. If i were a clinic, i'd buy a ton of these

 

[nootrac22]

i'm going to go on amazon and start selling DIY Abortion kits. $100...it's cheaper than the $700 clinic.

Gotta package that up with a shop vac !

 

[95b16coupe]

and we can do "industrial strength" for cases like octo-mom.

 

[awptickes]

Most womens' clinics charge ~$50.

 

[Briansol]

50 for an abortion???? add a zero.

 

[95b16coupe]

Most womens' clinics charge ~$50.

50 for an abortion???? add a zero.

the last one i paid for was in 2006. cost me $460. a hanger and shop vac would have been around $40. i could have phdts for free. lets do the math here.

 

[nootrac22]

NMI Rulebook - Tom Leykis

130 Champagne, Hot Tub, Trampoline: Any woman who tells me she's having the baby, I'm going to get a bottle of champagne and tell her to step in the hot tub, we're going to celebrate! Then I'm going to get on the trampoline, we're going to jump up and down.

mandatory reading for all

 

[Jeef]

Coat hangers are free from the dry cleaners. Just tell them you locked your keys in the car.