Do you hate being called a ricer by american car owners?

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this "American Ricer" calls all hondas and acuras rice-mobiles...and look what he drives...he's one of those people who claims to beat all motor hondas and integras all day long....i hate ppl with cars like this...i know its not that rice but stilll....when u drive a car like that u cant hate on honda and acura
 
Reminds me of this kid that used to drive a riced out '93 Escort sedan. He used to bag on all the Honda owners and say shit like, "Shoulda bought a Ford!" and "Even a chevy woulda been better than a Honda!"

You shoulda seen the look on his face when I told him his car was actually powered by Mazda.
 
There was a kid rolling around town for the longest time in a 99 ish black ford taurus. It had light gray japanese symbols all down the hood, and it kindal spilled over the side onto the fender. Then he had vertical lines of jap writing on the rear quarters.

And he outlined EVERY body line with that chrome plastic door trim shit. Hood, trunk, doors, fenders, No joke.. Other than that, it was completely stock. Hub caps and all.




Around here, I don't get called a "ricer", I'm in hick-vill and they wouldn't know what a "ricer" is. Hell, in my town, there are probably a total of 20 hondas. And I own two of 'em. Everyone drives fords, dodges, and chevys..
 
Just remembered another proud "Ford" owner.

1994 Probe GT (V6). "Powered by Ford" sticker in the window. He was crushed when I told him it was actually a Mazda powerplant.
 
One of my friends used to rag on my Civic all day. About the same time I bought my EG and started to wrench on it, he bought an 80' Malibu and decided to redo the whole thing. He attempted to tackle everything at once, and he dug himself a very big hole. That was close to 4 years ago. As it stands now, there is a 3/4 built 350 sitting in his basement, along with 2 tranny's, 3 rear-ends and all the misc car parts he has bought, swapped, or scavenged from a junkyard. The car sits on jackstands with no rear-end, front clip, engine, heater core, steering, suspension, dash, transmission and headliner. It does have some nice cheapo Summit seats in it - in horrid blue. He drives a Hyundai Elantra, and his father drives a Plymouth Laser. They have tons more cars - mostly American - and many don't run. They include;

-88 Cadliac Deville (4.9L V-8, is sometimes a V-8, sometimes a V-6, and sometimes a V-7.)
-89 Lumina (Leaky HG, spills coolant and oil everywhere)
-94' Intrepid (dent city)
-93' Elantra 4-door (Head rebuilt after botched timing belt DIY, and has been milled twice to remove and over-torqued broken spark plugs)
-92 Laser (New clutch, only car that runs reliably - kids father refuses to admit its a Mitsubishi, and says he won't upgrade it because he doesn't trust turbos. Right - too bad its a factory turbo car.)
-80' Malibu (as stated above)
-86' Monte Carlo SS (parts car, no engine, tranny or rear-end)
-91' Bronco (work in progress, no front wheels/brakes)

The kid finally admitted that some imports were cool after he went for a ride in Trick Engineering's 460whp STI.
 
Am I getting old, or does anyone else really give a shit about what other people think about you and call you?
 
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I think i have the slowest car on this site but I think I can take him :laugh:


far from it Johnathan! I have 2 slower than yours, well thats cause they don't run...maybe a godd downhill push and I could take ya! how you been?

as far as the thread, I'm reaching 30, I could give fuck what peeps think of me and my cars...I actually get a kick out of it.

:laugh:
 
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Am I getting old, or does anyone else really give a shit about what other people think about you and call you?
im with you, who cares? if you dont like me or my car then thats your opinion. and everyone has one.
 
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this "American Ricer" calls all hondas and acuras rice-mobiles...and look what he drives...he's one of those people who claims to beat all motor hondas and integras all day long....i hate ppl with cars like this...i know its not that rice but stilll....when u drive a car like that u cant hate on honda and acura

Shut up ricer... :fucktardricers:

My new bed is faster then your car...so there
 
I don't think I've ever been called a ricer? :shrug2:
But ya, who gives a feck?
 
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I think i have the slowest car on this site but I think I can take him :laugh:


ACTUALLY

I do believe I own the "Slowest car on the sight" title. A stock Civic CX hatch who's computer is f'd up and won't let it rev past 4500 RPMs. Which I believe puts it right at 50HP. Top speed is 75-80. 85 if I'm drafting someone.

So, Quit trying to claim my title, bioootch. :p
 
You have got to be kidding me. That was the first car I ever owned, an `88 with a 2.0i4 in it. That thing was the slowest thing on 4 wheels and still got only 24mpg. If you were lucky to get a v6, I still don't think it was that much faster. It started on fire in my driveway after it flooded itself, never new what caused it because everything under the hood burned or melted!
 
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I think i have the slowest car on this site but I think I can take him :laugh:


ACTUALLY

I do believe I own the "Slowest car on the sight" title. A stock Civic CX hatch who's computer is f'd up and won't let it rev past 4500 RPMs. Which I believe puts it right at 50HP. Top speed is 75-80. 85 if I'm drafting someone.

So, Quit trying to claim my title, bioootch. :p


Nope, I'm slower. The Wagon won't go over 70. 0-60 takes over one minute. 22.7 mpg. go me. And it works fine.


On the other hand, I dont' get called a ricer, but I also don't get called a V8 anything either. People around me know that I just love cars of almost all shapes and sizes. I wouldn't be caught dead in a Corsica, but I would drive a Beretta
 
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I think i have the slowest car on this site but I think I can take him :laugh:


ACTUALLY

I do believe I own the "Slowest car on the sight" title. A stock Civic CX hatch who's computer is f'd up and won't let it rev past 4500 RPMs. Which I believe puts it right at 50HP. Top speed is 75-80. 85 if I'm drafting someone.

So, Quit trying to claim my title, bioootch. :p


i dont think you have ever driven a ef std hatch. 4sp 1.5 by far the slowest car i have ever driven. smokes like a bitch too.
 
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I think i have the slowest car on this site but I think I can take him :laugh:


ACTUALLY

I do believe I own the "Slowest car on the sight" title. A stock Civic CX hatch who's computer is f'd up and won't let it rev past 4500 RPMs. Which I believe puts it right at 50HP. Top speed is 75-80. 85 if I'm drafting someone.

So, Quit trying to claim my title, bioootch. :p


i dont think you have ever driven a ef std hatch. 4sp 1.5 by far the slowest car i have ever driven. smokes like a bitch too.

Aye. I would compare mine to be about even with my '95 DX coupe though. The HB is a lot lighter. Course, mine doesn't smoke or anything.
 
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