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Do you know how to catch a polar bear?

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  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    You make a hole in the ice and line it with peas, and when the bear bends down to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole! :lol:
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :huh:
     
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    :ditto:
     
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    jimboburgess Go fast, Go Cheap

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    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    ok
     
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    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    I want my 10 seconds back.
     
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    are you serious? :huh:
     
  9. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i think you should make a musical score to this... and someone else make a 10 sec flash movie o go with it.
     
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    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    No no no.. Thats a bad spin off of the real joke..





    How do you catch an elephant?

    You dig a deep hole, and cover the bottom with ashes..

    Then you sneak up behind him and kick him in the ash hole.
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    thatwasnotfunnyatall
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    Who is the nervous javelin throwers favorite author?

    Shake spear.



    What did the sausage dog's spam say?

    You are already a weiner!



    Made those up last night, perfect thread to post it in. :p
     
  15. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Why did the chicken cross the road???













































































































































































































































































































































































    HA! Just took another 10 seconds from your life, bioootch!
     
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    Not me fucker! I scroll fast, only got like 3 from me! :bash:
     
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    Una bah una bah bah.
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :werd: That took you 10 seconds to read?! :slap:
     
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    how do you get an elephant in the fridge?






























    open the door, put the elephant in, close the door.



    how do you get a giraffe into the fridge???











































    ah ah... open the door... TAKE THE ELEPHANT OUT... put in the giraffe and shut the door.





















    worst 1st grade joke evar.
     
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