don't walk and text in the mall

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my cousin fell in a fountain at the casino and she wasnt texting... shes just an uncoordinated ditz
 
theres an app for that...

iPhone App Lets You Walk While You text – The Review Crew

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I've seen a teen do that before. I hate the mall, but I was happy I went there that day.
 
Saw a girl walking outta the subway while texting and trip over her own feet. She shreaked on the way down (while still holding the phone with both hands) and some bystander caught her. She walked away staring at the phone.
 
i wish she tripped into a river of volcanic lava. or maybe a primitive tar pit. darwin failed us on this one. the bitch has been warned.
 
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fucking WAH!!! i was a dumbass and now im embarrassed so i want to sue people

no one came to her aid because unless someone happened to have a towel handy there was no fucking aid to be offered... stupid cunt fell into water... other than being wet she was fine... fine enough to get right up and walk off... she wasnt hurt... she wasnt drowning... the only thing that anyone could have done was to stand there point and laugh at her stupid ass

that stupid bitch and her piece of shit ambulance chaser shyster fuck bag lawyer should both be euthanized
 
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i was expecting a y0 dawg post. lol

we put a vision in your vision so you can vis while you vis
 
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