Drunk Rant by me *pics* nws

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Seany-izzle said:
drunk words speak a sober heart.
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:bs:

dveit said:
No, a drunk man's words are usually whatever it takes to get you in bed.
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:concur:

klyph said:
No, drunk words mean nothing. Stop trying to analyze men, just take them at face value. He told you he loves you and is sorry for being a dick because he was too drunk to remember all the times you were a complete bitch.
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valid argument

klyph said:
She thinks you're funny. You're like 47% in her pants already.
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:thumbsup:
 
I tend to be WAY more open when i'm drunk. But, i'm normally pretty closed of a person normally. If i'm drunk and being serious, its legit.
 
A drunk man's word are not a sober man's thoughts, hearts, or farts. I have said some shit and done some shit when wasted, relationship-wise at least, that I thoroughly regret today. Fuck it, get drunk and see what happens... obviously I'm very drunk right now. Thank you Ash (ex).
 
I thought you didn't have regrets?






And I'm an annoying chatter box sober/drunk/whatever. Most people think I do fucking speed or coke when I'm wasted cuz I'm super hyper, if I'm not sitting down. Otherwise, I pass the fuck out right then.

Speaking of getting wasted. Me two other dudes killed a fifth of bacardi razz in about 20 minutes then proceeded to play beer pong for two hours. Well I only finished 12 beers, but I haven't had that good of a buzz in months. It was the first time I mixed hard liquor and coors light in the same sitting since the incident in january and shit I'm fine. I just have the farts now.
 
I must have a high tolerance or something.

Takes me a least a fifth to start getting fucked up and past the buzz stage. Up until then I only feel tipsy, it sucks.

I miss being a two beer lightweight, like some others on this board. :lol:
 
Those were the days. Its expensive being an alcoholic.

I cant even buy crown royal anymore because I'll drink the whole bottle in one sitting.. I love it, but damn its too high for one night's drinking.
 
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But I dont consume jack on the same level. I can have a drink or two and leave it alone.

Crown.. its too yummy to leave alone.
 
phyregod said:
But I dont consume jack on the same level. I can have a drink or two and leave it alone.

Crown.. its too yummy to leave alone.
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i'm big into cirroc right now. that and patron. crown is easy to mix with coke it just goes down so easy you would think it was jeffie. :ph34r:
 
Jack and Crown are both expensive for bourbon, but then again, I am a poor college student.
 
Burnett's.


That's what I used to do.
 
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