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Police: Dealers Report Stolen Marijuana To Authorities

POSTED: 10:45 am EST December 4, 2004

CALLAWAY, Fla. -- Help, police, someone stole my pot!


A Panhandle couple is under arrest after notifying police Thursday that their quarter-pound stash of marijuana was stolen and that they needed the weed back, because they were going to later sell it.


"They're America's dumbest criminals," said Lt. Ricky Ramie, head of the Bay County Sheriff's Office narcotics task force.

Deputies arrested 18-year-old John Douglas Sheetz and 17-year-old Misty Ann Holmes and charged the duo with possession of marijuana with intent to deliver and possession of drug paraphernalia.

According to the police report, the couple returned to the home they share and found the home broken into and a quarter-pound of marijuana missing. They immediately called authorities to report the break-in and theft.

Police said the couple told them they were going to resell the marijuana and allowed the detectives to search the apartment. Investigators discovered several marijuana stems among other drug paraphernalia during the search, The News Herald in Panama City reported for Saturday editions.

They were taken to the Bay County Jail and are each being held on $17,500 bond.
 
Micah used to live in callaway and its only an hour from me.
haha, gah, that's crazy.
 
thats worse than the time i actually saw a found ad in the local newspaper that read "found: small bag of marijuana, call xxx-xxxx to claim". i know the guy who put in the ad lol
 
Yeah, that sounds like something they would do in Calloway. Fucking white trash rednecks.
 
ok, now i understand that's retarded

BUT

how could the police arrest them and charge them with possession with intent to sell if there was no pot in the house cause it was stolen?

at one point, yes they posessed the herb, but when the cops arrived they found nothing but a few stems and a piece or two
 
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