dumb football joke

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Capt. Orygun

Win the Day
A guy took his blonde
girlfriend To her first football game. They had great seats right
behind their Team's' bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked
the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
All the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
Killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the Game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
Quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
 
:lmao: That's good, I'll have to tell that tomorrow morning at work.
 
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