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dumb football joke

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Capt. Orygun, Nov 8, 2006.

  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    A guy took his blonde
    girlfriend To her first football game. They had great seats right
    behind their Team's' bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked
    the experience.

    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
    All the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were
    Killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
    the Game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the
    Quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
     
  2. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Haha, got a chuckle out of me.
     
  3. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :lmao: Kind of neat.
     
  4. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    :lmao: That's good, I'll have to tell that tomorrow morning at work.
     
  5. IceBolt

    IceBolt Senior Member

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    hahaha awesome
     
  6. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    the game would be a lot more interesting if this was the case :p
     
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