> No Soap > >Two priests are off to the showers late one night. >They undress and step in the showers before they >realize there is no soap. Father John says he has >soap in his room and goes to get it, not bothering >to dress. > >He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, and >heads back to the showers. > >He is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns >heading his way. Having no place to hide, he stands >against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The >nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks. > >The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his >manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh >look," says the first nun, "it's a soap dispenser." > >To test her theory, the second nun also pulls on his >manhood... sure enough he drops the other bar of >soap. > >The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, >then twice and three times but nothing happens. > >So she gives one last, despairing tug then yells.. >"Mary, Mother of God........"Hand Lotion!"