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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Well Bri, there goes that idea for a Silly String Birthday party you were gonna throw for your next birthday at the southington McDonalds
     
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    Fucking florida, who the hell molests a trash can?
     
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    Anal intercourse is banned.-Cincinnati law

    Well damn, i guess gay people are pretty pissed about this. :laugh:
     
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    i wonder how one would go about getting caught having anal sex, i mean...if i was on duty that night....i dont think i would care too much to find an offender :lol:
     
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    Vermont:
    --Women must obtain written permission from their husbands to wear false teeth
    --At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole.
    --Whistling underwater is illegal
    --It is illegal to deny the existence of God.
     
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    Good thing this isn't vermont, or I'd be in prison for a long long time...
     
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    San Luis Obispo Laws:
    Using a gas-powered blower at a business on Sunday is prohibited.


    Huh... well shit, there goes my plans <_<



    On a side note somebody has way too much time on their hands to find all those.



    EDIT* Cali state law: "No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour." :D
     
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    COLORADO LAWS

    It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence.

    It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building.

    It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor.

    It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado.

    It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep.

    It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits.

    Residents may not own chickens, but may own up to three turkeys.

    It is illegal to crash into obstacles on a ski slope.

    Catapults may not be fired at buildings.

    It is illegal to permit ones llama to graze on city property.

    Boulders may not be rolled on city property.


    Colorado's retarded.
     
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    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    :ph34r: :blink: :lol:
     
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    OH MY GOD. I VOTE FOR A CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT!
     
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    what's sad is that someone had to do all this stuff, so they could make a law for it.
     
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    CALIFORNIA LAWS:

    Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.

    *what the fuck?*

    Baldwin Park Laws
    Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.

    :shrug:

    Blythe Laws
    You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Hollywood Laws
    It is illegal to drive more than two thousand sheep down Hollywood Boulevard at one time.

    so, 1999 is perfectly acceptable... i'll keep that in mind...

    Long Beach Laws
    Cars are the only item allowed in a garage.

    :rantt:

    Los Angeles Laws
    It is illegal for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.

    :lmao: 'babe... may i PLEASE BEAT YOU WITH THIS STRAP??!?!?!!!'

    Zoot suits are prohibited.

    :blink:

    Prunedale Laws
    Two bathtubs may not be installed in the same house.

    i lived RIGHT near there... and i know WHY that law is in effect... CRANK COOKING CAPITAL of CA... so... it's 'drug paraphernalia' haha

    San Francisco Laws
    Prohibits elephants from strolling down Market Street unless they are on a leash.

    It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.

    Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
    :lmao: i'm gonna use that next time i'm in SF

    It is illegal to pile horse manure more than six feet high on a street corner.

    Giving or receiving oral sex is prohibited. <---- :eek:


    Pacific Grove Laws
    It is illegal to molest butterflies.

    :blink: how does one... uhm... wtf
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Indiana Laws

    One may not sniff glue. <--- I should be in jail...

    A person must get a referral from a licensed physician if he or she wishes to see a hypnotist unless the desired procedure is to quit smoking or lose weight. <--- um yeah...

    Baths may not be taken between the months of October and March. <--- I should be in jail...

    It is illegal to sell cars on Sunday. <--- all the dealerships are closed on Sundays here.

    Oral sex is illegal. damnit...

    A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks and shoes, and is under the age of 17. <--- I should be in jail...

    It is against the law to pass a horse on the street. <--- I should be in jail...

    It is illegal for a liquor store to sell cold soft drinks. They don't either.

    Liquor stores may not sell milk.

    Grocery stores may not sell any type of cold liquor. <--- and they can't sell liquor past 3 am either.

    Fort Wayne Laws:
    You may not sell or play on a radio broadcast, the record "It`s In the Book".


    bahahah!!
    South Bend Laws:
    It is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
     
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    I think that site is just a big joke, cause
     
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