E-mail that made me laugh.

[wanderinman]

The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
fighting unit called the U . S . REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will
be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.

 

[E_SolSi]

seen that one before

still pretty damn funny though

 

[ripperbone]

thats funny right there, i dont care who you are

 

[Battle Pope]

#5 would be enough to get any redneck and even some yankees fired up lol

 

[trappd-in-859]

Originally posted by wanderinman@Jul 13 2005, 10:43 AM
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.

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#4 Is so true about kentucky its unbelieveable. So many pickups with loud exhaust with black smoke billowing out.

Man, I hate it here.

 

[Bob Vila]

Chuckle.

 

[civicious]

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
















































































Their last big hit was the wall!

 

[ScrapinSi]

Originally posted by ripperbone@Jul 13 2005, 11:18 AM
thats funny right there, i dont care who you are

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GIT R DONE!!

 

[BigJ]

I posted that with a picture though about the same time we were invading iraq.....

But still a chuckle.

 

[dveit]

Originally posted by civicious@Jul 13 2005, 04:07 PM
Their last big hit was the wall!

That's FUCKED up!

Cracked me up though.