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E-mail that made me laugh.

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by wanderinman, Jul 13, 2005.

  1. wanderinman

    wanderinman Senior Member

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    The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite
    fighting unit called the U . S . REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

    These North Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi,
    Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will
    be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
    Terrorists:

    1. The season opened today.
    2. There is no limit.
    3. They taste just like chicken.
    4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
    5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

    This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
     
  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    seen that one before

    still pretty damn funny though :lmao:
     
  3. ripperbone

    ripperbone angry bear

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    :lol: thats funny right there, i dont care who you are
     
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    Battle Pope New Member

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    #5 would be enough to get any redneck and even some yankees fired up lol
     
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    trappd-in-859 New Member

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    #4 Is so true about kentucky its unbelieveable. So many pickups with loud exhaust with black smoke billowing out.

    Man, I hate it here.
     
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    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
















































































    Their last big hit was the wall! :ph34r:
     
  8. ScrapinSi

    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    GIT R DONE!!
     
  9. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    I posted that with a picture though about the same time we were invading iraq.....

    But still a chuckle.
     
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    dveit Well-Known Member VIP

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    That's FUCKED up!

    Cracked me up though. :lol:
     
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