i thought it was "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed"?
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i thought it was "a lady in the street but a freak in the bed"?
porn made me good at sex. its educational. and i would still rather a normal college chick then a pornstar barbie in my bed. porn only corrupts the fucking retarded kids that would be corrupted by something else if porn werent there. i hate when shit is given a bad wrap or taken off the shelves because some asshat, who shouldnt be breeding, decided to eat it or point in the direction of a friend. i hate dumb people.Quoted post[/post]]
Porn is just stupid. And it puts a totally false idea of the reality of sex in your mind.
And that is contributing to the corruption of teens. I mean, they just get into this world of sexual relations, and where do they turn... ?
Fiction. Smooth.
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Not sure if you noticed, so I'll prepare the Celerity Primer for you:
A long time ago Celerity was a higher-than-average intelligence kid. Then, one day while under medical care, Celerity was given far too much Valium and took on a specific degree / location of brain damage.
Celerity takes things way too seriously all the time. Things that people should just shrug off and never bear to mind stick with Celerity like glue. Celerity often times recalls how his 6th grade science teacher pissed him off. Mrs. King and I swear to god if I see her I'll piss in her gas tank in broad daylight.
Combine a completely askew view of life with a perpensity to over-analyse EVERYTHING like the guy on "Clerks" that looks for perfect eggs, with a photographic memory then sprinkle on a bit of brain damage with a splash of a rough childhood.
And you got me !
If she ever did that to any of my things I'd tell her to fuck off. I'd also hope she did the same to me if I were to cross that line.hmmm, glad to see i'm not the only one in that sort of situation...
she took all my bang bus cd's and broke every one of them while yelling at me the whole time...
d'oh
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Jeffie your GF is pretty neat looking.
Let's trade off for awhile.
Mine comes with swallowing know-how already installed, likes IDB and wetting the ding ding hehe and does anything you ask.
PM me if you're interested.
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you both suck. i have a hot italian, but i also have an addictive personality. therefore i barely ever stay faithful. ive been doing good on this one but those two pics are testing my limits...and the 6 lemonade and vodkas i had. damn half and half recipe.
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Adorable if you like monkey faces. :-/
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Adorable if you like monkey faces. :-/
Jodi is just made at rachelle becuase she thinks Jodi is a girls name. =)
Whoa, where the hell have you been?Quoted post[/post]]
Mike-
I know about your girlfriend. HAHAHA... *ahem*
*hums "Don't Cha" to herself*
In my personal opinion, women don't like porn because they are competetive by nature, and don't want the girls on TV to be better than them, even if their man will never get it. This is not a generalization, because I think there are many reasons women don't like it. Personally, I watch some, but I don't make it a habit. I don't mind watching it with someone, but like I say, I don't like to make it a routine deal. I have no problems with men who do watch it, because I understand these women are fake, and apparently that's all they have the ability to do.
Confidence is something porn actors lack in real life, obviously. They think they're hot shit, even though some of them are, it doesn't take you far in a relationship. Of course for some guys, that doesn't matter.
Basically... she sounds really awesome, Jeffie. She's hot, she plays RTS games, and wants to swallow... have her call me.
by the way... does she like girls too?
i dont have a type of girl that i go for and therefore i am attracted to every good looking girl. and heres apic.Quoted post[/post]]
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you both suck. i have a hot italian, but i also have an addictive personality. therefore i barely ever stay faithful. ive been doing good on this one but those two pics are testing my limits...and the 6 lemonade and vodkas i had. damn half and half recipe.
It's sad that girls you will never meet (due to not being in the area) makes you want to screw around on your gf.
There's only one thing you can do about it.......
Post some pics!