Banker CN: Banker tips exactly 1% on a +$100 tab and tells the person to get a real job. I could see the guy's reasoning behind this if the waiter/waitress or establishment was slow as fuck and dumb ass fuck, but I think his dick spoke before his brain on this one. I mean given his position as a banker and the economic situation, this is asking for a LuLZ or Anon hack or something. I would've simply gave like $5 bucks if it was truly deserving and be on my way. Maybe he wants the PR or maybe he's a genuine douche bag. I worked in the restaurant business for 6 or 7 years and we made sure repeated offenders got their "money's worth." And if I ever go to an establishment with zero service and piss-poor attitude, I still tip at least tax because I dont know their situation. Bad day, bad week, bad life, I don't know. I just make sure I dont go back.