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Face-Transplant

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by 90_EF_Hatch, Dec 13, 2007.

  1. 90_EF_Hatch

    90_EF_Hatch Señor Member

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    K2e2vin Senior Member

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  3. 90_EF_Hatch

    90_EF_Hatch Señor Member

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    she must have had a pissed off dog ...


    i could inmagine any of my animals doing thatto me.
     
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    that's what happens when you teach your dog to lick the peanutbutter from your special place, then fall asleep with peanutbutter on your breath.
     
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    i dont think face transplants or anything involving the outer body would be "viable" until we can duplicate genetically identical material

    in her case, it was a choice of either being severely deformed externally versus being handicapped by all the immune suppressants she has to take now
     
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    90_EF_Hatch Señor Member

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    I would have bout me a cool mask and called it a day .... and gotten rid off my dog.
     
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    OLD story.

    Here is how it went down,

    The recipient is a crack head. Now normally, in the US, crackheads don't get shit for transplants. We pour some crazy glue on their sucking head wound and call it a day. But in France, she is PROMISED a new face.

    Now, I have an assignment for all of you. Find out where her face came from. You'll be terrified stiff.
     
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    Also she celebrated her new face with a cigarrette hours after surgery. And she is in and out of rehab for her addictions. (She still hooks drugs and smokes)
     
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    Finally, the dog ate her face because she starved the dog. She passed out in a drug-induced daze and the dog chowed on her pathetic french skull.

    This woman is an ANIMAL and she deserves to be spat at by passers-by.
     
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    im sure she is getting hers with all the imune drugs she has to take

    and if she stops, her face will just get eaten up, by her own immune system this time
     
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    I still like my version better.
     
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    Taco15 I wear stretchy pants VIP

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    ditto.

    Where did they get the face? a dead corpse?
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    No.

    The donor of the face is still alive.

    curious ?
     
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    a brain dead patient
     
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    face off bitches!!!!!!!
     
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    Damn it just tell us!

    Fuckin Riddler. :p
     
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    ^^^^^

    patients family gave the approval
     
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    So, what does the patient have for a face now?
     
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    maybe somthin like friday the 13th?
     
  20. 90_EF_Hatch

    90_EF_Hatch Señor Member

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    ... i would be pissed if i went into like a coma or something for a loooong ass time ... and i woke up and found out my family gave my face to a crack head ....


    is the person they took it off of ever going to regain consiousnes?
     
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