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SlammedIllusions: fuck it, i'm tired of the bullshit of girls, i'm going gay
 
Originally posted by pissedoffsol@Feb 11 2004, 03:27 AM
SlammedIllusions: fuck it, i'm tired of the bullshit of girls, i'm going gay

fucker, get a girl like mine and you'll say the same thing
 
Originally posted by dohcvtec_accord+Feb 10 2004, 03:47 PM-->
dohch22a4
@Feb 10 2004, 03:21 PM
God, I love that movie.

Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here, Donnie, you're out of your element!

- No Dude, he's a child molestor, with a record! He did 8 months up in Chino for exposing himself to an 8-year-old.

- This isn't Nam, Smokey, there are rules!

-What's a petter-ass, Walter? -Shut the fuck up, Donnie.

-What's that? -My dirty undies, Dude.

-I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars. -Hahaha, isn't she precious... -I'm gonna go find a cash machine.

-You don't go out looking for a job in those clothes, do you? Ona weekday? -Is today a... what day is it?

-Eight-year-olds, Dude. Eight-year-olds.

-You're killing your father, Larry -We're gonna cut your dick off, Larry.

-This is what happens, Larry, when you fuck a stranger... in the ASS!
 
“There is a Japanese proverb that literally goes ‘Raise the sail with your stronger hand,’ meaning you must go after the opportunities that arise in life that you are best equipped to do.”

~ Soichiro Honda


`Use the mouse with your stronger hand,’ meaning you must finish that "arise" that you just found after lookin at internet porn with the softer hand, and still control the computer when someone walks in on you.....

~ Airjockie
 
Originally posted by pissedoffsol+Feb 11 2004, 06:51 AM-->
Originally posted by Domeskilla@Feb 11 2004, 03:33 AM
pissedoffsol
@Feb 11 2004, 03:27 AM
SlammedIllusions: fuck it, i'm tired of the bullshit of girls, i'm going gay

fucker, get a girl like mine and you'll say the same thing

blah, i have aids. no more girls for me

No you dont.
 
"foolish man give wife grand piano. wise man give wife upright organ"

"man who lives in glass house, change clothes in basement"

"man who eat own shit have stinky breath"

"man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day"
 
give a man a fish he will eat for a day, Teach a man to fish he will eat for a lifetime.

Float like a butterfly sting like a bee...

I live my life a quater mile at a time... < 3 pages and no has put this one up yet?
 
Originally posted by MugenCRX@Feb 12 2004, 10:24 AM
"I live my life a quarter-pounder at a time" - The Fat and the Furious.

Hehe...here's some more...


I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500 calories or more, I'm free.

I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them tonight!!

AMATURES DONT USE SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!

What's the retail on one of those?? More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger!

You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your nugget box!!!

Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time?
I haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.

My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags, the big ones

So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and find out?? You're brave.

It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.

Bull sh!t ### hole! no one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!

Look at you, your granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!

Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU ATE.

You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!

Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under that bun!

When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of yours?

Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a brain.

They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!

I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the play-place, I stay on mine.

Bryan - Welcome to Mcdonald's, make I take your order? Hector - Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything.

Pop the bun. Pop the bun? No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all...

that is one hell of a way to spend $.10

Bryan - He was in MY shake! Dom - Now I'm in your shake!

All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties, precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse.

I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days before Taste Wars wouldn't they?

Check it out it's like this. If I lose, winner takes my happy meal. But If I win, I take the burger AND the TOY. To some people thats more important.

Dom: Whaddya got there? Brian: This is your Burger Dom: My Burger? I said a Quarter Pounder with Cheese not a Filet-O-Fish Brian: No faith. Dom: Oh I have faith in you but this isn't Jimmy's Fish Shack, this is McDonalds. Brian: Lift the bun Dom: Lift the bun? Brian: Lift the bun! Jesse: Double Filet-O-Fish Royale, no ####! Brian: What did I tell you? Dom: I retract my previous statement Jesse: This Filet-O-Fish will decimate all AFTER you put a super sized fry on the side, add a couple of tarter sauces or more, if we have to, import one of those vanilla cokes from Sonic. Dom: Put it on my tab, I used to be the Assistant Manager there. I gotta get you eating again so I can put some meat on your ###. There's a buffet at Chuck-O-Rama next week and that's where you'll do it. And another thing, when you're not working at McDonalds, you'll be working here. If you can't find the fries in this place Mr. Arizona, you don't belong near a burger joint. Mia: OT Ownz you now!

Tran: Go have him fetch my Bigmac Dom: Fetch your Bigmac? We're not in McDonalds anymore, you better watch who you talk to like that.
 
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